Anna Faris is ready to start a family with her hubby, actor Chris Pratt of "Parks and Recreation" and Moneyball! Yaaaay! They are going to have the cutest, funniest, most talented babies.
But before the loving couple gets down to work (heh), they need to tie up some loose ends. So: Chris Pratt asked his Twitter followers whether anyone were interested in adopting Anna's beloved cat.
Bad move! Reports Us,
Unfortunately, Pratt's inquiry was met with a several rude comments and even death th...
Lindsay. Lindsay. I know we've never met, but I do read magazines, and I've always felt like we have kind of a big sister/little sister kinship thing happening. No? Well, whatever.
Anyway. In 2009, you employed a limo service. Within a scant three months, you, Miss Lohan, racked up a bill of $33,978. I applaud you for not driving yourself, since, uh, well, I guess legally you couldn't drive yourself. But still! Good for you!
But seriously, woman. Pay your bills. Because that teeny-weeny $3...
Here it is: the first official trailer for The Raven, starring John Cusack as Edgar Allan Poe. Who! Incidentally! Is caught in the middle of a string of gruesome murders, each of them copycatted from a Poe suspense story. And IT'S UP TO EDGAR ALLAN POE TO STOP THE MYSTERIOUS MURDERER BEFORE THE MURDERER KILLS SOMEONE VERY CLOSE TO EDGAR ALLAN POE. That is what I deduced entirely from the trailer, like the masterly detective I am.
But I can't believe how seriously this trailer takes itse...
"I said to myself, 'I'm an awesome naked lady.'"
Evan Rachel Wood to Elle, on how she prepares for nude scenes.
I don't think you'd find too many hard-pressed to disagree here. She's a lady. She's hot, and when she's naked, she's probably even hotter. I wouldn't know, though, because all I can think about when I hear the words "Evan Rachel Wood" and "nudes" in the same sentence is Marilyn Manson, baby powder, and explicit, bloody home photos. And that's just not that hot.
How abou...
Such a sad little story for a little family to endure. If you guessed it was Bindi and Bob Irwin, son of deceased "Croc Hunter" Steve Irwin, you're right - and if you don't think she's the spitting image of her father, then I don't know what you tell you. GET SOME GLASSES. She looks just like him.
Either way, hasn't she just grown up to be the most adorable little lady? And how about their boy, Bob? Adorable. ...
Hey everybody! This is Sophia Grace Brownlee, singing Nicki Minaj's 'Super Bass'. Are you frightened yet? Hold your horses: she also performs Keri Hilson's 'Turn My Swag On'. But back to 'Superbass', you all know the lyrics to this song, right? If not, well, here they are in their uncensored entirety:
This one is for the boys with the boomin' system
Top down, AC with the coolin' system
When he come up in the club, he be blazin' up
Got stacks on deck like he savin' up
And he ill, he real, he might got a deal
He pop bottles and he got the right kind of build
He cold, he dope, he might sell coke
He always in the air, but he never fly coach
He a muthaf*ckin trip, trip, sailor of the ship, ship
When he make it drip, drip kiss him on the lip, lip
That's the kind of dude I was lookin' for
And yes you'll get slapped if you're lookin' ho
I said, excuse me you're a hell of a guy
I mean my, my, my, my you're like pelican fly
I mean, you're so shy and I'm loving your tie
You're like slicker than the guy with the thing on his eye, oh
Yes I did, yes I did
Somebody please tell him who the eff I is
I am Nicki Minaj, I mack them dudes up
Back coupes up, and chuck the deuce up
Boy you got my heartbeat runnin' away
Beating like a drum and it's coming your way
Can't you hear that boom, badoom, boom
Boom, badoom, boom bass?
He got that super bass
Boom, badoom, boom
Boom, badoom, boom bass
Yeah that's that super bass
This one is for the boys in the Polos
Entrepreneur niggas in the moguls
He could ball with the crew, he could solo
But I think I like him better when he dolo
And I think I like him better with the fitted cap on
He ain't even gotta try to put the mac on
He just gotta give me that look, when he give me that look
Then the panties comin' off, off, unh
Excuse me, you're a hell of a guy
You know I really got a thing for American guys
I mean, sigh, sickenin' eyes
I can tell that you're in touch with your feminine side, oh
Yes I did, yes I did
Somebody please tell him who the eff I is
I am Nicki Minaj, I mack them dudes up
Back coupes up, and chuck the deuce up
Boy you got my heartbeat runnin' away
Beating like a drum and it's coming your way
Can't you hear that boom, badoom, boom
Boom, badoom, boom bass?
He got that super bass
Boom, badoom, boom
Boom, badoom, boom bass
Yeah that's that super bass
Sophia Grace Brownlee, huh? She does a better job than Nicki Minaj. I personally prefer Sophia's version, but that's just me. Also, if you played the video back a second time to see if Sophia's mother allowed her to say "motherfu*ckin'," then you're not alone. I DID TOO.
Here's Sophia's kicked-up version of 'Turn My Swag On'.
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Hey everybody! This is Sophia Grace Brownlee, singing Nicki Minaj's 'Super Bass'. Are you frightened yet? Hold your horses: she also performs Keri Hilson's 'Turn My Swag On'. But back to 'Superbass', you all know the lyrics to this song, right? If not, well, here they are in their uncensored entirety:
This one is for the boys with the boomin' system
Top down, AC with the coolin' system
When he come up in the club, he be blazin' up
Got stacks on deck like he savin' up
And he ill, he re...
John Mayer needs dating advice. [The Superficial]
Demi Moore wants your sympathy ... [Cele|bitchy]
... And now she's got some kind of out-of-control substance abuse issue, I guess. [Starpulse]
When "ugly" men cheat on thier "hot wives." [Bossip]
Amanda Knox's boyfriend dramas. [TMZ]
Amanda Seyfried has panic attacks? [Socialite Life]
Here comes the divorce! [The Blemish]
The best Harry Potter t-shirt I've ever seen. [theBERRY]
I see the irony in Russell Crowe doing a movie called Man of Steel. [Caught on Set]
Blake Lively has good taste in f...
Even though the headline made me just laugh and laugh, this is actually a pretty sad story. See, poor little Snooki just loves Kate Winslet. She's her favorite actress who starred in her favorite movie - what else? - Titanic, and she wants to be just like her. As in, she dreams of being an actress of Kate's caliber. Are you giggling yet? Ok, let's continue.
In order to achieve her dreams, Snooki had her people call Kate's people so the two could get together and chat. Snooki apparently ...
You know, I'm getting to the point where I no longer care whether Britney's batshit crazy or not. She's finally starting to look *as good as she used to, and who would I be to ruin that for her and everyone else who's loyal to Britney? With photos like these, I mean, people might actually start Googling "Britney Spears nudes" all over again, and come on now: don't you dare tell me you never did it, because I'll call you a LIAR LIAR. Pants on fire.
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*Subject to opinion, of course ...
Anna Faris is ready to start a family with her hubby, actor Chris Pratt of "Parks and Recreation" and Moneyball! Yaaaay! They are going to have the cutest, funniest, most talented babies.
But before the loving couple gets down to work (heh), they need to tie up some loose ends. So: Chris Pratt asked his Twitter followers whether anyone were interested in adopting Anna's beloved cat.
Bad move! Reports Us,
Unfortunately, Pratt's inquiry was met with a several rude comments and even death th...
Lindsay. Lindsay. I know we've never met, but I do read magazines, and I've always felt like we have kind of a big sister/little sister kinship thing happening. No? Well, whatever.
Anyway. In 2009, you employed a limo service. Within a scant three months, you, Miss Lohan, racked up a bill of $33,978. I applaud you for not driving yourself, since, uh, well, I guess legally you couldn't drive yourself. But still! Good for you!
But seriously, woman. Pay your bills. Because that teeny-weeny $3...
Here it is: the first official trailer for The Raven, starring John Cusack as Edgar Allan Poe. Who! Incidentally! Is caught in the middle of a string of gruesome murders, each of them copycatted from a Poe suspense story. And IT'S UP TO EDGAR ALLAN POE TO STOP THE MYSTERIOUS MURDERER BEFORE THE MURDERER KILLS SOMEONE VERY CLOSE TO EDGAR ALLAN POE. That is what I deduced entirely from the trailer, like the masterly detective I am.
But I can't believe how seriously this trailer takes itse...
"I said to myself, 'I'm an awesome naked lady.'"
Evan Rachel Wood to Elle, on how she prepares for nude scenes.
I don't think you'd find too many hard-pressed to disagree here. She's a lady. She's hot, and when she's naked, she's probably even hotter. I wouldn't know, though, because all I can think about when I hear the words "Evan Rachel Wood" and "nudes" in the same sentence is Marilyn Manson, baby powder, and explicit, bloody home photos. And that's just not that hot.
How abou...
Such a sad little story for a little family to endure. If you guessed it was Bindi and Bob Irwin, son of deceased "Croc Hunter" Steve Irwin, you're right - and if you don't think she's the spitting image of her father, then I don't know what you tell you. GET SOME GLASSES. She looks just like him.
Either way, hasn't she just grown up to be the most adorable little lady? And how about their boy, Bob? Adorable. ...
John Mayer needs dating advice. [The Superficial]
Demi Moore wants your sympathy ... [Cele|bitchy]
... And now she's got some kind of out-of-control substance abuse issue, I guess. [Starpulse]
When "ugly" men cheat on thier "hot wives." [Bossip]
Amanda Knox's boyfriend dramas. [TMZ]
Amanda Seyfried has panic attacks? [Socialite Life]
Here comes the divorce! [The Blemish]
The best Harry Potter t-shirt I've ever seen. [theBERRY]
I see the irony in Russell Crowe doing a movie called Man of Steel. [Caught on Set]
Blake Lively has good taste in f...
Even though the headline made me just laugh and laugh, this is actually a pretty sad story. See, poor little Snooki just loves Kate Winslet. She's her favorite actress who starred in her favorite movie - what else? - Titanic, and she wants to be just like her. As in, she dreams of being an actress of Kate's caliber. Are you giggling yet? Ok, let's continue.
In order to achieve her dreams, Snooki had her people call Kate's people so the two could get together and chat. Snooki apparently ...
You know, I'm getting to the point where I no longer care whether Britney's batshit crazy or not. She's finally starting to look *as good as she used to, and who would I be to ruin that for her and everyone else who's loyal to Britney? With photos like these, I mean, people might actually start Googling "Britney Spears nudes" all over again, and come on now: don't you dare tell me you never did it, because I'll call you a LIAR LIAR. Pants on fire.
[gallery columns="8"]
*Subject to opinion, of course ...