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The Newest Breaking Dawn Trailer Looks INTENSE

Even if you’re not a fan of the films (::waves hand erratically:: I am! I am!), you can’t deny that this trailer’s got some balls to it. The movie drops November 18th, and in all honesty, I think I’m going to be one of the crazy ones queueing up hours before just to get my ticket. Why? Well, because I like the movies. And because it’s an experience, you know, sitting in a theater with people like this and gritting your teeth every time some over-emotional chick screams or swoons. You know what my choice of weapon is in a movie theater when dumb asses have loud, visceral reactions to what’s going on on the screen? BUNCHA CRUNCH. You can launch that shit rows. And when the shell-shocked person turns around and sees an almost-thirty-year-old giving the stink eye and holding up the half-empty box, they shut up fast.

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  • Yeah, the trouble is that the trailers are generally better than the films. They should let the trailer producers have a crack at making the movies.

  • I’m sorry, but are we watching the same trailer? It’s melodramatic to the extreme, and I’m sure that anyone who’s had a possessive boyfriend can tell you how damaging it is to see young girls desire a similar relationship.