Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Look, It’s A When Harry Met Sally Sequel!

Ok, really it’s just another awesome Funny or Die video, but I have a right to dream.  Also, who doesn’t love some Helen Mirren?

On a more serious note, I’m truly shocked that no one has thought to make a movie called Grampires yet.  Vampires are obviously way hot right now, and besides, they’ve already made a movie about little people vampires (title: Ankle Biters, tagline: “Three feet tall!  Two inch fangs!”  Rating: totally worth it), what’s to stop Hollywood from taking the next step?