I mean, especially after seeing these photos. There’s no possible way that she COULDN’T be sober, looking like that. You just know that someone who’s gotten so many chances at freedom and starting their life over and over and over again would NEVER touch ANY remotely destructive stuff with a ten-foot pole, because disappointing yourself over and over and over again is just, like, not an option when it comes to being rehabilitated. Not to mention, some people’s pupils are just NATURALLY practically fucking non-existent.
Hah. Who are we kidding. Lindsay’s face is about to fall off from so much cocaine and all I can do is be mirthless about it. Ready? This is me, right here – being mirthless.
Grow the fuck up, Lindsay. Seriously.
And this girl is what? 23? She looks 43. I used to feel bad for Lindsay tm, but now not so much.
haggard!