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Tiger Woods’ New Girlfriend is Classy Like Whoa

photo of tiger woods girlfriend alyse lahti johnston pictures

Nothing but the best for our man Tiger, you know? Above you see the mugshot of Alyse Lahti Johnston, Tiger Woods’ rumored new girlfriend. I know we’e not fair for running a foul photo like this to introduce his new lady, but hey. I for sure thought this photo was an ad for acne medicine and ‘Faces of Meth,’ and thought it was definitely appropriate enough for a Monday morning after breakfast.

Johnston is a twenty-two year-old student at Northwood University in West Palm Beach, Florida, and she and Tiger have been spotted numerous times in recent months both on the beaches of Florida and on Tiger’s yacht, which should be aptly named ‘Herpecin,’ or maybe ‘Valtrex.’ The above photo is from a DUI run-in she had back in October of 2010.

Anyway, before you go dismissing these claims because she comes across as just another random, digest this little tidbit: Alyse’s daddy is an executive at IMG, the sports agency that represents Tiger and his golf-playing.

Daddy. must be. SO. PROUD.

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  • i have done lots of drugs in my past and although i do not do them anymore i can still spot some one who does. this girl likes meth. Tiger…the party monster.

  • Tiger is so obessed with white women. Am sure they wouldn’t look at him twice if he didn’t have the money except when he has to carry their

  • Because black women are dirty pigs that’s why you so many black guy’s with white women, i am a white male been married to a black woman for 8 years and it was a living hell and she was my 6th black wife i learned my lesson! So if you they have any black fella’s reading my reply do be like tiger get you a white woman, but make sure shes not a drug abusing skank whore!

    • No Dumbass All Black Women Are Nott Ignorant. Yhu Two Dumb MF’s Keep Picking Stupid Black Women. Butt Also NO Black Will Take Any Mans Bullshit. So If That Was What Yhu Were On, Then That’s What Ya Ass Get.

  • Money helps no matter the race. But hey if the girl did meth that means she has a wild side and is probably a demon in the sack, no harm there as long as she looks better now. What I have never understood in all of this is his wife even gave a shnit about the cheating when he was bringing home soooo much cash, or better yet why with all that money did he not hire to have his wife killed. With his money he could’ve hired the Navy given how much debt we’re in lol

  • @kathrina,ur face must be red with jealousy cos he did not pick u?its all about the benjamins bitch.roger dat.its a pity u americans claim to be civilized wen u are no better dan dogs.gays,racists.u people are no better dan dogs and datz why u are hated world ova.snooping interfering bitch ass of a country wit maggots as people.

  • @uriel u are the problem.and ure the dirty pig.i can feel ur stench from here.u need a bath urgently.even if u had married 10 white women dey will still end up leaving u.u beta see a therapist.ure sick man.real sick.oh wait i get it.ur soggy weak looking dick is the problem.fix it lady!!