Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Morning Wood [The AM Links]

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Katherine Heigl in a bikini is NOT what you expected. [The Superficial]

The Vagina Virgin will probably not strike again anytime soon. [Lainey Gossip]

Wyclef goes to Haiti, surprisingly gets shot in the hand and here’s all the details. [IDLYITW]

Tough, tough choice: who has the better ass in a side-by-side comparison? [Yeeeah]

A female Indiana Jones? Rather, a HOT female Indiana Jones? OK, thank you, yes. [Pajiba]

Joseph Gordon-Levitt is officially in the new Batman movie. [Cele|Bitchy]

Kim Kardashian: jiggly thighs and cellulite. [Amy Grindhouse]

Piece of shit Kathy Griffin drops some more classically unfunny Sarah Palin jokes. [The Frisky]

Snooki‘s new boyfriend tries to drown her. [Celebuzz]

Kate Hudson‘s ex-husband is apparently one of the ZZ Top brothers. [Socialite Life]

Robert Pattinson in Playgirl, and no, I’m not kidding. [OMGBlog]

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  • It’s not female Indiana Jones…it’s more like Wilhelmina from The League of Extraordinary Gentleman Comics. Indiana Jones is cocky. Wilhelmina is secure in her womanhood which makes her totally bad-ass, sexy and empowered. Alan Moore’s writing is tongue-in-cheek masochistic but all his female characters are strong and have nothing to prove. That’s why I love his writing and his female characters. Between the lines he shows that it’s the men that are insecure. Anyways, that movie looks awesome!

  • Sarah Palin is an evil spiteful corporate tool.
    Her 15 minutes should’ve been up two years ago.
    She’s george bush in drag, and like all rethugs, sociopathic and lacking a conscience.