

You see that guy in the foreground up there? The guy with the cool shades and the delightfully tousled hair? That's Michael Lohan Jr. You might not recognize him - that's ok, he doesn't come out much. When he does go public though, it's pretty clear that little Michael Jr. has a head on his shoulders, and that he's going to be the one Lohan to make it. You know, without numerous counts of criminal charges.
Little Michael Jr. (who's actually a decently attractive 23-year old and not so littl...
David Beckham has a new tattoo on his chest, and just like any other bro would do, he posted pictures of his ink on Facebook. You can check out the pictures in the gallery, but for now, let me just tell you that it's a tattoo of Jesus being carried by a few cherubs through some rough times.
Here's what David had to say about the tattoo:
"It’s Jesus being carried by three cherubs and obviously the cherubs are my boys and so my thought of it is that at some point my boys are going to need...
Seriously, all this ridiculousness better be because everybody's going to go all out at the Oscars. I'm about over the mediocrity and the trashiness of this year's award season.
By the way, in case you care about the actual awards, Natalie Portman won Best Actress again, and James Franco won Best Actor for 127 Hours, which I hope is a good sign for the Oscars. I just love that stoner so much. You can check out the rest of the winners here, but let's go ahead and jump into the gallery.
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Remember Kayte Walsh, the lady that Kelsey Grammer probably cheated on his wife with, knocked up with a Frasier baby, and then she miscarried? Yeah, they got married last night. Isn't that sweet?
Here are the wedding details, if you're into that sort of thing:
Grammer, 55, and Walsh, 29, exchanged vows during an afternoon ceremony at the Longacre Theater in New York City, where the five-time Emmy Award-winner recently starred in the Tony-winning revival of the musical La Cage aux Folles.
Following the ceremony, the newlyweds and their guests headed to the rece...
The ICG Publicist Awards were last night, and I don't know what that's all about, but it's an award show, and Matt Damon wore his pajamas. He showed up to this legit award show (I included a picture of Arnold Schwarzenegger in his suit for comparison) in a flannel robe and pants, slippers, disheveled hair, and the greatest "I just don't give a fuck" look I've ever seen. Seriously, Matt Damon walked the carpet, took some pictures, and presented an award in his fucking pajamas, and I just t...
"I would like to take Jennifer Aniston and put her hair over her fucking face! I'm so bored with her and her stupid movies. They're all the same, I don't know how they get financed."
Too true, Joan.
So when I was planning out what to say for this little piece, I was all set to defend Jennifer. I mean, it's not like I love her weak new haircut or anything, but I typically like to cheer for the underdog. But then I checked her IMDB page and the only thing she's ever been in that I particularl...
Charlie Sheen is golden these days. We all know that. And now that he doesn't have a job, the sky's going to be the limit to this man's ability to shenan (that's the verb form of "shenanigans" for those of you not in the know). For instance, do you know where Charlie Sheen is right now? He's on vacation with his ex-wife (Brooke Mueller, the crackhead he pulled a knife on just in time for Christmas), porn star Bree Olson, and model Natalie Kenly, and no doubt having filthy, crack-tasti...
evilbeetdouche on Aubrey O'Day Debuts a New Figure at Fashion Week:
"Her ass looks like a black plastic garbage back stuffed with bullfrogs and matzo balls."
Midwest Chick on Caption This: Justin Bieber Snows Rihanna His Cool New App or Whatever:
"I was gonna say something similar, too. I was thinking he was saying 'look how big my d*ck looks since I don’t have any pubes yet!'"
AC on Bar Refaeli for Elle:
"I think what’s disturbing you is the dead eyes and mouth breathing in EVE...
No, I can't tell you how the heck she got hired to rep such a high-profile brand at this very low-profile juncture in her career, but we do have a bunch of behind-the-scenes photos of KiKi on set. I'm a Chanel and/or Burberry girl when it comes to perfumes, so the actual fragrance does nothing for me, but it is nice to see Kirsten (who I actually really enjoy) looking healthier and back in the spotlight.
Check out the photos below and if you've had a wiff of this new scent, let me know what you think!
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Nelly and Kelly Rowland get it on in Mexico. [Caught on Set]...
With Jon Gosselin now hard at work installing solar panels (LOL!) and Kate Gosselin more or less fading into obscurity herself, people are wondering if there's any chance that the two will reconcile. A source to Kate says "hell to the mothafuckin' no" on that one.
"There is absolutely no chance of a reconciliation. They remain civil for the sake of the kids, but that's it. It's frustrating for Kate that people keep making up stories. They have both moved on," the source told People.com.
In fact, if anything, Kate is doing everything in her power to disassociate herself ...