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Start Checkin’ Your Mailbox For One of These Bad Boys

Prince William and Kate Middleton‘s wedding invitations (above) are in the mail, folks. That means that any day now, you could wake up to one of these in your mailbox. That is, if you’re one of the 1,800 charity leaders, prime minsters, school friends and other people who are Sarah Ferguson that was on the Prince’s invite list.

Here’s what I want to know: Who are they getting to DJ and will there be an open bar? I wouldn’t even consider attending a wedding on this scale unless I knew the answer to this question. And that said, what the hell do you get a prince and a princess for their wedding? I doubt they are registered at Crate & Barrel and my usual gift of a snowcone machine seems like it might be out of place  in a palace. Like, the probably have some Italian ice shaver living with them already and can get fresh snowcones whenever they want. That’s how royalty lives, right?

Would you attend the royal wedding if you were invited, and what would you bring the couple as a gift?

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