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Quotables: Johnny Depp Makes A Big Confession …

A photo of Johnny Depp at the 2011 Golden Globes

“I’m a Belieber.”

– Johnny Depp revealing his love for the Biebz during a press junket for Rango.

If anything, this news is proof of the power of prayer, positive thinking, and a number of hours dedicated to creating the perfect voodoo dolls.  If you dream this big, you guys, then you too can experience the beautiful union of two of your very favorite celebrities.  To quote the great R. Kelly, “If I can see it, then I can do it.  If I just believe it, there’s nothing to it.”

Now that Johnny has joined the powerful Bieber army, are your minds changed at all?  Are you feeling a loss of respect for Johnny Depp, or perhaps an epiphany, a great spiritual awakening to a world in which you never thought you could belong?

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