I think I’ve made it pretty clear that Kanye’s Twitter is basically hallowed cybergrounds. And really, what better way to prove my point than these children, these little angels from heaven, reenacting Kanye’s Tweets? There’s the classically reverent “God is dope yo,” and the deeply inspiring “You can’t look at a glass half full or half empty if it’s over flowing.”
But really, you guys deserve to watch all of them. It doesn’t matter if you’ve spent the day narrowly avoiding being trampled at the Walmart or if you’ve been spending the day at home, recovering from yesterday’s melee of a holiday in which nobody remembered to bring wine but everyone remembered the pumpkin pie that only the creepy uncle likes and then your crazy church lady of an aunt wanted to talk to you for an hour about your fingernails and your hair which really just turned into yet another conversation of “are you sure you’re not a lesbian?” because God knows that a 22-year-old female with no children just has to be gay and then you accidentally touched a used tampon applicator because it was out in the yard and your mom thought it was lip gloss*. None of that matters. You deserve this gift.
*All of these things happened.
Um? Did you remind that crazy woman that most women are 22 when they complete undergrad?