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Quotables: Bristol Palin Talks Costumes

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“I think I will be the most dressed [contestant and have] the most modest outfits for sure because that’s who I am.”

Bristol Palin on her role in the forthcoming season of Dancing With the Stars. Because, you know, all of the outfits are so terribly whorey as it were. And everyone pays attention to the contestants’ scantily-clad bodies and not, you know, the actual dancing part of the show.

We get it, Brisol, we get it. You’re the reformed virgin, and you’re trying really hard to amend your mistakes in your mother’s eyes. But it’s alright, girl. Everyone’s too busy paying attention to your baby daddy’s run for Governor to worry about whatever the hell you decide to wear while you dance. It’s as simple as that.

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  • I don’t understand the HATE toward this girl…… one of you ‘tolerant’ liberals please explain this silly obsession you have toward the Palin fam?

  • I’m from Fairbanks, and I kind of like Bristol.

    That said, what’s wrong with YOU, gary? seriously? What is wrong with you? That quote is pretty rich, considering that she should have ended the sentence with “.. before I tear that modest costume off like I’m in Little Miss Sunshine and dirty dance with my partner.”

    That’d be funny if she meant it as funny, and I hope she did. But if she didn’t then she’s pretty much a liar. Maybe she thinks the GOP base doesn’t watch Dancing with the Stars? They totally watch it. Right now they’ll forgive and forget anything from a Palin, but it doesn’t take a rocket scientist to see that both Levi AND Bristol are being tempted by some pretty destructive energy.