So Britney Spears has been out and about a lot lately with the most horrible hair. While I just chalked it up to Britney being her good ol’ crazy, lovable self, there’s actually a little more to the story. Don’t worry, it’s still because she’s crazy though.
Apparently the situation is that Britney constantly switches stylists. According to E!, she’s been bouncing between stylists and salons for a while now, and here’s the reason:
“They don’t want anyone getting close to her,” a source tells E! News. “They won’t use anyone who has done her hair in the past and won’t let any current stylist see her more then three times.”
Does that sound really shady to anyone else? Why can’t Britney get close to someone? Are there secrets that no one knows about that could be divulged to a sympathetic stylist? Does Britney have attachment issues? Has the real Britney died and the girl we are seeing stumbling around today is really a robot?
Please do your part in solving this mystery in the comments.