Today's Evil Beet Gossip


“It’s funny because usually it’s the girl who’s naked. I was like, ‘That’s right, bitch. The tables are turned!’ ”

The ever-eloquent Drew Barrymore on her latest film, Going the Distance, and her on-again, off-again boyfriend, Justin Long, showcasing his dong in the very same movie.

Justin Long dong. Justin Long’s penis, balls, and/or ass. OK, now. Say it with me: Eurrgh!