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How Completely and Utterly Surprising

So, Bristol Palin has decided to suck even more fame from her surroundings by discussing, now, how she told her mama dukes that she and Levi Johnston were “re-engaged.” Bristol, naturally, sits with Us Weekly and dishes on what it was like breaking the news to former Alaskan Governor, Sarah Palin (though I was under the impression that Brisol and Levi had done the initial interview about getting back together and claimed that Sarah didn’t know — even at that point? Oh, fuck it, I’m confused and it’s all because there’s a Palin involved.):

You said you were really scared to tell your mom. How did it go?
I just called her. I said, “Hey, mom, I have something to tell you. Levi and I got engaged.” So she didn’t find out from the magazine.

Her reaction?
She’s apprehensive and concerned about this. She doesn’t want to see me get hurt again. She knew Levi and I had been talking, but she wanted to know if Levi was really sincere about this. I told her we were working on our relationship for Tripp, and she told me, “Actions will speak louder than words.”…

So how is your family reacting to the news?
What I’ve done is starting to sink in, and every family member of mine has so many concerns – and that is scaring me. My dad is on the same page as my mom: They don’t want to see me get hurt. They don’t want to see again what I already went through with Levi… people are more worried for me than they are excited.

Have the cautious reactions made you consider a longer engagement?
Yeah, definitely. I’m realizing now, the more people talk about an actual wedding, how much work it’ll be. And I know Levi and I have a lot to do to rebuild this relationship.

Some still speculate you got engaged only because you’re pregnant.
Levi and I both said we won’t have sex until marriage, and so there is no possible way I am pregnant.

Others say your engagement is a publicity stunt to get a reality show.
We get offers all the time to do reality shows, but it’s not for me. I don’t think I’d ever consider it. It wouldn’t suit our lifestyle, and I don’t want that invasion of privacy.

What if Levi wanted to do one without you?
We haven’t really addressed it, but I don’t think he would want to because it’s not in anyone’s interest to have a camera crew around all the time.

… Yeah, OK, guys.

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    • They’re NEW virgins, or whatever the hell they call that. I have never seen an entire family of such unrepentant fame whores.

  • “Levi and I both said we won’t have sex until marriage, and so there is no possible way I am pregnant.”

    What the fuck. What is that kid they had then? Jesus Christ, what a bunch of hypocritical cunts.