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There’s Probably No One on Earth Who Can Hate Michelle Williams

She just seems so damned likable, doesn’t she? Plus, she dated Heath Ledger (RIP, you talented, talented buddy, you), Spike Jonze (another uber-talented dude that seemed pretty nice to boot), and most recently — and allegedly, of course — Ryan Gosling. Who is just … amazing. All pretty solid choices, at least from an outsider’s perspective.

Shelly (can I call you Shelly, dear? OK, cool.  Shelly it is.) just seems terribly down-to-earth and normal, and someone who you could totally just kick back and watch chick flicks with. Or action-splatter movies, or porn, or whatever your poison is, really. She also kind of emanates that old-Hollywood beauty, where even in schleppy sweat-shorts and a really unfortunate-looking tank top (or whatever the fuck that thing up there is), she looks classy and refined.

Above, Michelle is photographed taking a smoke break on her latest film project, Take This Waltz, which is being filmed in Toronto, Canada.

Oh, and by the way, has anyone seen that movie I was telling you about, Blue Valentine with Williams in it? Is it great? Is it awful? Isn’t the scenery beautiful, if you have seen it? Yeah. I used to live there.

So, anyway, my point is that if you don’t like Michelle Williams, or you harbor ill will toward her, it’s akin to hating baby seal pups and, like, wanting to punch them in the face.

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  • I don’t hate her (I have no reason to), but I’ve never really liked her. I don’t think she’s pretty, and the way she talks bothers me. Yes, that’s right, I want to punch a baby seal pup in the face.

  • Oh the irony of wearing tennis shoes and what appear to be work-out clothes whilst smoking a cigarette. Bravo Michelle…

  • I dont hate her – I don’t know her. I don’t like her – as I don’t know her. She’s pretty plain looking and not very sexy. Basically who cares. Making up your mind about “hating” or “liking” someone through the media is retarded pretty much. She could be a total bitch or really likeable BUT YOU WOULDN’T FUCKING KNOW THE TRUTH BASED OFF WHAT SOME SHITTY GOSSIP HAG GUESSES BASED ON SOME PHOTOS AND WHO SHE HAPPENED TO DATE.

    Also smokers workout, just letting you know. It’s a real handicap to getting results but it’s better than smoking and not working out. Yes, speaking from personal experience.

  • I agree with Tom. I cannot stand her. She is like a baby seal?
    What a pathetic and stupid comment made by Sarah.
    You do not know what you are talking about SARAH.
    Michelle Williams deserves to LOSE FAVOR WITH THE PUBLIC
    for being such a lying spoiled princess. She PRETENDS she
    does no wrong. She has you FOOLED Sarah. People like Tom
    and I “KNOW THE TRUTH.”
    She destroyed and ruined Heath Ledger’s life and his career.
    He was so stressed out BECAUSE OF HER. He was a happy
    healthy guy BEFORE HE MET HER.

  • I agree with the above posters. I am not sure why, but ever since I saw her on an episode of Dawson’s Creek I have NEVER liked her. I can’t explain it, but I don’t make a habit of going around disliking people. With Michelle Williams, it’s a gut reaction. And btw, I love baby seals!