Liv Tyler’s just like everyone else — she picks her nose in public. [Celebslam]
Even though The Hills is over, Spencer Pratt’s still a douchecookie. [popbytes]
You know, I still haven’t seen Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind. Yep. Cue the “you suck!” [Pajiba]
Kelly Osbourne’s wicked-young fiancee is dunzo. [Celebitchy]
Penelope Cruz is married! [Amy Grindhouse]
It’s really not funny, but it is, kind of, in a way. [CityRag]
Bret Michaels is not engaged yet. I didn’t even know he was porking anyone. [Pop on the Pop]
Is Twilight poisoning our youth? [Zelda Lily]
Hey! Here’s a naked photo of a really hot soccer player! Totally NSFW, just so you know. [OMGBlog]
I can’t believe they’re still doing The Apprentice. When will the madness end? [Celebrity Smack Blog]