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Liv Tyler’s just like everyone else — she picks her nose in public. [Celebslam]

Even though The Hills is over, Spencer Pratt’s still a douchecookie. [popbytes]

You know, I still haven’t seen Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind. Yep. Cue the “you suck!” [Pajiba]

Kelly Osbourne’s wicked-young fiancee is dunzo. [Celebitchy]

Penelope Cruz is married! [Amy Grindhouse]

It’s really not funny, but it is, kind of, in a way. [CityRag]

Bret Michaels is not engaged yet. I didn’t even know he was porking anyone. [Pop on the Pop]

Is Twilight poisoning our youth? [Zelda Lily]

Hey! Here’s a naked photo of a really hot soccer player! Totally NSFW, just so you know. [OMGBlog]

I can’t believe they’re still doing The Apprentice. When will the madness end? [Celebrity Smack Blog]