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Robert Pattinson Has No Intentions of Making an Honest Woman Out of Kristen Stewart

At least not anytime soon, and not before he beds as many supermodels as he possibly can, ’cause that’s clearly what his friends think he’s all about these days.

Pattinson recently quipped last month that he’d “like to go on a date.” Because clearly, whatever he’s doing (or not doing) with co-star Kristen Stewart isn’t considered a “date.” Pattinson claims, too, that he doesn’t think that settling down equates marriage, which, I can agree with, but he then hurries ahead to kind of say that he wants to sleep with every woman person he possibly can:

“I don’t think settling down should be the same thing as getting married … I mean, I guess settling down just means not sleeping with everybody. I don’t like the idea of having to settle, though.”

And now his former school chums are adding fuel to the fire. A “friend” of the star claims that Pattinson is only 24, and has formerly dated models prior to doing whatever-the-fuck-he’s-not-doing with Kristen Stewart:

“Rob’s only 24,” a former school friend told Britain’s Look magazine. “He’s a British public schoolboy who has dated models in the past. He could feel that by settling down with Kristen, he’d be missing on the opportunity to date other famous women.”

And if, you know, dating other “famous women” includes lowly celebrity gossip bloggers, you can include my name in the pool, too, unnamed friend. Just saying.

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  • This is all a bunch of BS!!!! He is obviously in love with Kristen and he is not ready to sleep with everyone like you all think he is. you guys really need to find a new celebrity or whatever to write about. This crap about Rob and Kristen is getting old. He admits he is shy himself and he has not dated that much period. Especially tons of models like you say! Yeah right! He doesn’t party a lot or hang out in bars like the stud you all are making him out to be. He likes to be private (just like Kristen), they dress alike, they share the same interests, etc. So maybe some truth is what you need to write about. Hey that’s a new idea to you isn’t it. They don’t want the public to know about their relationship and def no photos to prove it because look at what you guys write about him all the time. If you knew they were for sure going out, then you would have a new thing everyday to comment on. Hats off to them of being a little smarter than you columnists, journalists, liars, whatever you call yourselves!

    • Whoa Twitard… Take a deep breath and back away from the computer..You claiming to have any insight as to what these two people are really like is not only horse shit, it’s creepy. You should probably use the fuckload of spare time that you spend obsessing and defending people you know nothing about into something more productive and positive. Like educating people on the adverse affects of knuckle hair on sexual relationships or how to paint landscapes using only your buttcheeks.. Now that would be time well spent..

    • Get over it…good for him he to young to settle down and get married….wake up an smell the reality…

    • Hahaha! Flipping shit on a website that has “Evil beet gossip: It’s nothing personal. It’s just gossip”. Why don’t you go finger yourself to those pics of the two together and leave your comments to yourself.

  • Why do we care about these two? I mean, really, they’re pop culture phenoms that have about outlived their shelf lives. Neither can act worth a damn and as soon as something replaces Twilight, we won’t concern ourselves with them.

    Oh, and they’re not Bella and Edward so people need to get over this fantasy/reality crossover. Once they’re done filming these films, they’ll break up and fuck new costars. This is not a lasting enduring romance any more than any other Hollywood set hookup.

  • is anybody else having problems viewing the actual celebrity photos? all I see are huge pics of the evilbeet writers

  • Adults who are obsessed with Twit-light, it’s actors/actresses (just because they’re in the movie, not because they’re good actors or anything), and Harry Potter novels are straight up losers.

    Join reality, and get with the program. JFC.

  • I’m not a Twitard, or anything. Just wanted to say that I didn’t take him his quote the same way Sarah did. I took it too mean that, while he guesses “settling down” means not sleeping with everybody he doesn’t want to “settle” in the sense of settling for someone less than ideal…. just the way I took it, though. I think it’s a little crazy (a little?) how worked up people get over a couple of actors who they’ve never met.

  • “didn’t take him his quote”…Jeebus. This is exactly why one should not post on the intrawebs whilst eating bacon sandwiches. I was distracted by the lushness of my dinner.

    • lease explan a bacon sammich. This sounds like such delciousness, I can’t go without. :D

  • Oh my, you mean a 24-year-old and a 19-year-old, both of whom are world famous, aren’t ready for marriage yet? My, my, what is the world coming to?

  • It’s a movie phenomenon…who gives a F anyway. Why r u all so uptight with your opinions? Geez….just enjoy the ride.

  • Seriously, everybody won’t leave him alone, they’re either stalking the hell out of him or trying to spread rumours. Who cares what he does with his life, I mean its his life, his personal life so let his life be personal. And here’s another things, gossip magazines and such are lies, they’re good to read, that’s because they’re made up.

  • People push him to admit things he doesn’t want to then wonder why he don’t say more quit trying to put your own meaning into what he says