Apr 23, 2010 at 03:39 pm by Molls

Rumors have been swirling around that Robert Pattinson and his girlfriend/Twilight co-star Kristen Stewart are engaged. Not only does Robert say that he and Kristen are so not engaged, he claims that they are “just friends” and that she’s a some kind of really great actress. Entertainmentandshowbiz.com got the scoop from R.Patz:

“This engagement thing is total bullshit, I don’t even know where it comes from. Kristen is my friend. I really like to work with her. She’s more mature than her age, a real professional, I couldn’t wish a better partner, because she makes my every move, every sentence authentic.”

Ahem. And I thought his girlfriend’s PR skills needed some work.

32 Responses to “Is Robert Pattinson the Biggest Liar Ever?”

  1. Anonymous says:

    Hey EvilBeet, what about Bret Michaels brain hemmorage?

  2. spazhatchet says:

    EW omg he is SO gross.

    ~ And he hates vaginas!

  3. Sam says:

    Kristen Stewart is phenomenal. He’d be lucky to have her.

    • Really? says:

      Are you nuts? She can’t act!! She’s the same person in every movie.

      I for one, think they both deserve each other, bad acting in all.

      • Anonymous says:

        I think she is one of the only good young actresses out there right now. Her and Carey Mulligan will take hollywood by storm.

      • Adum says:

        BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

        Kristen Stewart is to acting as Anna Kounikova is to tennis.

        Basically, she is famous but not all that talented in the acting department. She’s as famous as she is because of Twilight and the shitfest is laughable at best and pathetic at worst.

        And please, don’t cite that she was in Panic Room. She was 11 and didn’t do much.

      • marian says:

        hate her hate her!1 she sucks breaths bites her lip and blinks the same way in every movie!!plusitlooks like sheeven hates her self and the world around her i wish isould topull her hand out of her ass!!and if he wantsto go for such of common girl than he is just crappy too!!!

  4. effy says:

    who cares, he looks like frankenstein. seriously.

  5. Anonymous says:

    He’s unattractive.

  6. Mary Okorn-Jimenez says:

    If you consider a homosexual man hiding behind a heterosexual façade “the biggest liar ever” – then, yeah, he is.

  7. evilbeetdouche says:

    Word around the glory hole is that his penis is an “innie.”

  8. salina says:

    you must be haters didn’t your mom teach you anything ‘if you can’t say anything nice don’t say it at all’ douches

  9. Mary Okorn-Jimenez says:

    Let me enlighten you to the Mary way: if I call you a homosexual, I am recognizing you as part of a very elite group of men that most heterosexual men could only dream of emulating. To me, that’s saying something nice.

    • Anonymous says:

      Funny, because my friends and I call each other Okorn Jimenez when we can’t use the term “Shit for Brains” while in polite company.

  10. Mary Okorn-Jimenez says:

    And why couldn’t you?

  11. Mary Okorn-Jimenez says:

    That’s it? That’s all you’ve got? Yawn.

    • evilbeetdouche says:

      Mary, when you want to attack someone, click on the reply under the intended target. Otherwise, we don’t know who has upset you. Like I said, you’re “special” just like a unicorn without a horn.

    • Anonymous says:

      Yeah, that’s all I’ve got. It’s like I shot my whole wad all over you and I’m giving you time to clean up while I rest and reload. Hope you liked it.

  12. Anonymous says:

    His reply made sense and they are probably not in a relationship. And just friends and having sex with other people. Just because they are romantically attached in the Twilight sage, some people want them to be that way in real life. Because it’s a romantic idea. Some people are romantic-a-holics. LOL

  13. Kay says:

    He’s gay-he’s not telling the truth about that.

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