Today's Evil Beet Gossip

The Beginning of a Beautiful Feud

A photo of Lindsay Lohan

So yeah, that waitress that allegedly punched poor Lindsay on her birthday?  She isn’t just an ordinary waitress:  her name is Jasmine Waltz, and she’s dated people like Ryan Seacrest and Doug Reinhardt. She also dated this rugby player who – get this – was hanging out with Lindsay at her birthday party.  The plot thickens!

Sadly, according to Jasmine, Lindsay was lying about the punch:

“All I have to say is that disturbed little train wreck is delusional.  I did not hit her, but I’d like to.”

Lindsay responded to that remark in writing to RadarOnline with her trademark eloquence:

“Hahahahahahahahaha”

I am so excited about this.  Can you imagine all the adventures to be had between that ol’ crazy Lohan and this awesome waitress?  It might just be me being hopeful, but I can already see that special brand of “you stole my man” fighting that only the best trashy girls can pull off.  Don’t let me down, ladies!

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