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Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon Are Bananas

Yesterday was Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon’s second anniversary, so they decided to celebrate accordingly by renewing their marriage vows.  This makes their third wedding – the original, the one they had on their first anniversary, and this one.  This third wedding also means a third white dress and a third diamond ring.  And that is ridiculous.

Nick is the one going on about all this, saying things like:

“We get married every year! That’s our thing.”

Is it, Nick?  Is that your thing?  Because it sounds like your thing is being Mariah Carey’s bitch.  So you might want to reconsider what you’re doing with your life before you run out and get that fourth diamond.

This third diamond, by the way?  It’s a ring made with white diamonds and pink sapphires, and it’s crafted to look like a Ring Pop.  Nothin’ but class for that girl.  And to think, Nick, you worked so hard on Drumline to squander your fortune like this.  For shame.

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  • at first i was like, oh nick and mariah they love each other, hope it works out. but now i just think she doesnt want to be alone and he is some kind of puppy that just follows her around, works for both of them but damn that´s a pretty shitty arrangment. having said that, i too would want a ring pop diamond!

  • My grandparents renewed their vows on their 50th anniversary, and unless you’ve separated for a while or something, once about every 50 years is plenty often. Every year is pathetic.

  • “Because it sounds like your thing is being Mariah Carey’s bitch.”

    That was a good one…so true.

    That ring……BARF! It looks like a blinged-out Butt Plug for Christ’s sake.

    • Looks like the Right Honorable GL is getting all dreamy eyed over the new girl.

      “That was a good one…so true.”

      What’s next, I like you, do you like me? Check yes or no.

  • oh, leave them alone. at least they’re happy and still together – that’s all that matters.

  • I’d be her bitch, too, if she’d sing into my “special” microphone every night.

  • who is surprised? he’s a terrible actor and works for teen nick, if he wants money he’s gotta keep the cow happy right?