Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Miley Cyrus’ Heart is a Revolving Door

Sort of. Miley Cyrus speaks out (again) about her newest beau, Liam Hemsworth and how they met.  Reportedly, Hemsworth opened the door for the pop singer on the set of their new movie The Last Song, which was filmed on Tybee Island in Georgia last year and that was all she needed to know to realize that Liam was "the one." Miley states that she'd "been in L.A. for three years" didn't think that "any guy had opened doors" for her during that entire time. After self-proclaimed "weird science chemistry" on set,...

Apparently, Reggie Bush Was Cheating on Kim Kardashian

I suppose someone's going to tell me next that Santa Clause beat the shit out of the Easter Bunny and then mugged him and I'm going to just have to believe it, 'cause there's nothing more unfathomable than Reggie putting his Saint-ly strings onto another woman's harp when he had Kardashian to begin with. According to RadarOnline, Bush was, indeed, cheating on Kim with some waitress that goes by the name of January Gessert on and around the time that the two broke up: Gessert reportedly spent...

Amy Winehouse is Going Ape-Shit … Again.

Ladies and gentlemen, pull your cars off of the road and lock up the children that want to get their permits ... Amy Winehouse is begging for driving lessons.  And a machete. If that's not a frightening visual, I don't know what is. Winehouse took to her Twitter account yesterday and crazily-blabbered about getting behind the wheel of a vehicle all Indiana Jones-like: I WANT. DRIVING LESSONS..an machete BUT.IWANT.DRIVING.LESSONS.MORE. I NEEEEEEEEEED DRIVING LESSONS..an machete BUT.IWAN...

A Show That I’ve Never Really Cared About Gets the Axe

After six ridiculous seasons and $2.4 billion worth of combined plastic surgeries, MTV's The Hills is entering its last season. Um ... yay. I didn't even realize that one, the show's been on this long already and two, that it's just now being cancelled ... I totally thought Heidi and her cohorts were as synthetic as they could be. They should have started calling the show Plastic Peaks a few seasons back. Anyway, a rep for MTV states that the ladies' character development have reached t...

I’m Secretly Kind of In Love With Alyson Hannigan, I Think

She's pictured above with her adorable family out and about while celebrating some birthdays.  Both Hannigan and her daughter celebrated their birthdays yesterday and oddly enough, Hannigan's mother and grandmother before also shared a birthday.  Bizarre. I just love this girl -- she seems so normal and down to earth and hell, she's got an easy way of smiling and that's something that I totally dig. I actually caught the only and only episode that I've ever seen of How I Met Your Mother the ...

Leonardo DiCaprio is Still F*&@ing This Deformed Moose?

If you need any more convincing that Leonardo DiCaprio is the best actor of our time, then check out the swamp thing that he's been "in a relationship" with for several years now in these new lingerie ads. Give him an Oscar for being able to stand looking at this thing with a straight face. Ugh. Can you imagine a woman with a body like this being paid to pose for lingerie? And then she goes home and Leonardo DiCaprio has to pretend to be sexually interested in her? What is it like to have so...

I Just Caught a Screening of James Franco’s SNL Documentary

This afternoon I was lucky enough to score an invite to a screening of James Franco's Saturday Night Live documentary Saturday Night. I am particularly passionate about both James Franco and Saturday Night Live and probably would have enjoyed the film regardless of how well it was made, but it was hilariously funny, informative, and a surprisingly fresh take on the much-covered behind-the-scenes action at Saturday Night Live. The film took you through an entire week's process and focused on ...

Lindsay Lohan Was Pushed Into a “Large, Sharp Plant” By “Crazy Paparazzi”

At least, according to her Twitter page. Lohan took a spill of epic proportions last night after lines of coke and Adderal being totally sober, in case you hadn't seen the photos. I didn't even really think it was worthy to publish a story on it, 'cause the drunkard's always falling on her ass in one photo or another, but her Tweet actually made me for-real-LOL. Lindsay's Tweet earlier in the day read: Only I would get pushed into a large, sharp plant by crazy paparazzi!!! I need to sta...

Michelle McGee Did it All For the Nookie … And the Money.

While she's a disgusting piece of white trash and James is kind of up there on the sick-o-meter, they just seem to be trumping one another in heinous behavior and statements. McGee, James' mistress, comes forth regarding her affair-prompting ways and claims that the reason -- and the only reason -- she ever involved herself with James was for the money. Michelle McGross states that she entered into sexual encounters with James because she wanted a piece of his Monster Garage Penis fort...

Authorities Say Real World‘s Puck Was Driving Drunk

Yeah, and he was on his way home from a fishing trip with his eight year-old son this past Friday. ... 'Cause that's cool and I guess it's just how he rolls, right? What a fucking loser, man. I read the story last night about how the two had spent this wonderfully bonded father-son time during a daytime fishing trip and on the way home, Puck had supposedly hit this deer and flipped the car and both passengers had sustained some pretty horrific injuries ... and now I find out that alcoho...

Jennifer Love Hewitt Broke Up With Jamie Kennedy For the Publicity, Wants to Go Back to Her 90’s Roots

Jennifer Love Hewitt steps out for her first Big Premiere since splitting with Jamie Kennedy, well, whenever it happened.  Sometime recently or whatever.  She appeared for the flagship opening of the Esprit store in New York City last night and although I kind of dig the new hair -- sort of -- she's really grasping at straws in order to thrust herself into the spotlight again, heaving bodice first.  In her defense, though, what better way to do it?  Endure a public breakup with someone who...

Jesse James REALLY Wants to Make It With Sandra Bullock

And how could you blame him? It's not a hard comparison to make -- crazy, Nazi-bitch porn star or gorgeous Oscar-winning cash cow that just happened to find some attraction in your ugly, philandering mug. Really, it's not a huge stretch to wonder who he'd indefinitely want to be with. Sources say that James is feeling pretty low and very contrite at the moment; Bullock allegedly left the two's shared home over a week ago and Jesse's claiming to do everything in his power to win her back a...