Oh, boy … I can’t wait to spend an entire hour with awkward pauses and incoherent mumbles in a live setting!
Stewart claims that although producers haven’t asked her to host, she’d still
beg anyway probably do it in a heartbeat, although she doesn’t think the majority of guest stars are all that funny and compares herself to them:
“I would love to say yes for sure, but that is really really scary. I am so critical of myself and then also of people who are on the show. It’s like, ‘Nope, you’re not funny—next!'”
I don’t hate Kristen Stewart — quite the contrary. I kind of think she’s super-cool. However … her “too cool for school” attitude has to give a little bit. It worked well for her for the first few months of her uber-spotlight shit show, but it’s starting to wear thin now. Smile a bit more, take a few classes on public speaking and then — then! — consider SNL. I think it’d be a pretty ill career move to do a live taping when you can’t even interview without chewing on the strings of your vintage-sixteen-days’-unwashed-hoodie strings.
Much love for you, girlfriend, but I don’t think you’re quite ripe for Betty White-caliber fame just yet.