All’s quiet on the Hollywood front this morning, as actors and actresses and their respective publicists nurse their hangovers, and entertainment journalists are left to dissect last night’s results. Was anyone surprised by anything last night? I was kind of surprised that I thought Steve Martin and Alec Baldwin were really funny. And I thought Inglorious Basterds should have taken home the screenplay award. But other than that, absolutely nothing surprised me. Oh wait. Except for that incredibly stupid dance number in the middle of the show? WTF? It’s like we were all watching America’s Best Dance Crew and someone muted the TV and started playing classical music over it. Oh and that guy in the beginning who told his wife “I love you more than rainbows.” That’s my new thing. That’s the new thing I’m going to say to people. Especially when I don’t love them at all. When I get emails from publicists that are all like, “Hi, could you please mention my Z-list client and also this poker site?” I’m going to email them back like “I love you more than rainbows, but no.”
Anyway. Now we get to the fun pictures: The parties!!! Up now: Elton John’s party, where Elton John gets to take a photo with absolutely everyone who walks in the room. And also no one’s allowed to be photographed without Elton John. The good news is that proceeds go to the AIDS Foundation. Or something. Because I can’t believe that a party like this actually makes money. Making appearances: Lance Bass, Alison Iraheta, Tinsley Mortimer, Lydia “Hearst”-Shaw, Lea Michele, Apolo Ohno, Johnny Weir, Debi Mazar, Demi Lovato, Nicole Richie, the Jonas Brothers, Kathy Griffin, Kelly Osbourne, Milla Jovovich, Jennifer Hudson, Simon Cowell and his bride-to-be, Maria Menounos, Miley Cyrus, Rachel Zoe and Lord only knows who else. Enjoy!
I thought that dance number was beautiful, now that the nominated songs are not being played anymore, they need something entertaining. I thought the Steve and Alec were not funny at all, I wish Neil Patrick Harris was the host.
Totally agree!
Someone needs to tell Miley to STAND UP STRAIGHT…SO annoying to see her slouching all night. i’m sure she was slouching because she felt as though her boobs might fall out of that dress, which is a sure sign that she probably shouldn’t have worn it. In fact, all the young girls were slouching last night.
and to Isa: that dance segment put me right to sleep. It was a nice way to nap while waiting for the good awards.
Who invited Stick-bitch Spice?
Miley.. Oh my God this dress is tight, too low and itching and hurting; my feet are killing me and I’m so damn cold.. and my head is screaming scratch scratch scratch that ugly mess of pins and spray… aaaiiieeeee.
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