Lil Wayne was scheduled to report to jail about a week ago, but the oral surgery he needed before he spent a year locked up kept him out of there for an extra week. His sentencing date was moved to yesterday, but in some crazy twist of fate, the courthouse caught on fire and so everything got bumped up until today. Well, the judge had some time to think about it, and since the damage from the fire was pretty bad, she pushed Wayne’s appointment back until Monday. By the time his ass is finally in the cell, he could have already served his sentence!
I’m thinking that it’s safe to say that Wayne not going to go to jail on Monday or ever. Unless he does. But somehow I think these little accidents are going to keep popping up until the judge gives in and wipes his slate clean.