I chose this story just because I wanted to write that headline.
Susan went to The Box in New York to celebrate the burlesque club’s third anniversary and was vomited on by transvestite performer Rose Wood while Wood was on stage.
“She actually handled it very well,” a source said. “She was laughing while a bunch of guys came over to towel her off.”
Chances are the performer won’t handle it as well. From here on out, she’ll probably be known as “the one that vomited on Susan Sarandon.”
I don’t know if this is really “news”, but other websites have decided it is, so I’m just regurgitating it for you because it’s the perfect example of how ridiculous celebrity gossip can get.
Does it really matter if Susan Sarandon got barfed on by a tranny? I guess it does, because I find it very funny in that “life is utterly ridiculous and anything can happen” sort of way.