The train wreck that rivals the Old 97 (look it up) Lindsay Lohan, partied with Jade Jagger at London fashion week. That’s her and Jade Jagger above, doing their best impressions of a palsy inducing blood alcohol level. Or maybe they’re just “smizing” too hard, I don’t know.
At first glance it might seem like an odd pairing, but the two really have a lot in common. For example, they both look like they are 38. Also, Jagger has successfully done hew own line of accessories while Lohan has successfully done her own line of cocaine.
She looks sooooo nasty. The Daily Mail has a picture of her from yesterday wearing an open back shirt. Lindsay has a HUGE red, scabby lesion on her back. She looked totally diseased and just plain gross.
Okay, okay, I know I might get some shit for this, since she’s drunk as a skunk and probably really, really coked out, but I kinda think she looks good. Like, gooood. That hair color somehow suits her complexion, at least in these pictures, and her eye makeup seems well done, and she looks at least somewhat happy.
I agree. Lindsay doesn’t look 38 at all. I think this story was a bit overly harsh.
Jade looks like she’s in her 60s.
why are they always frowning in pictures? what kind of drugs do you have to be on to look constipated all the time?
M E T H
“Loks” ;-)
I agree with every word in second paragraph.
It is so amazing that you guys can merely look at a picture of someone and determine their blood alchol level or what drug a person is on. I am surprised you are wasting your time running this joint when you have managed to replace the blood test. Stop the hate and quit making up shit.
Um, look at some college photos. It is VERY easy to tell when someone is drunk or f*ed up.
“hew own line of accessories’? Loks like you might have been half in the bag when you wrote this, or at least your spell checker was.
That’s mostly all this site is anymore…taking a picture and making up a story to go with it. It used to be a really awesome blog. Now it is just nonsense written at about a seventh-grade level. RIP Beet, this used to be a great site.
“One of these things is older than the other…”
Whenever I read a poorly written post, I have the habit of checking who posted. I was utterly surprised that this was not a post by Molls…
Nah, Molls’ post would’ve read something lazily and ramblingly sarcastic, like:
“Linds is looking so good here. No, I mean it. Like I need to find out what kind of beauty regimen she uses, because I think we all need to be looking so beautiful, and sober and fresh faced. I mean it. Really. I’m soooo serioussssss right now. For reals. Such beauty”
The only posts worth checking around here are on the weekends.
Zelda, you forgot the “you guys” part of the post.
And “fa daaaaaaayyyysss.”
Sorry. I’ve been sick and didn’t eat all day yesterday until 9pm. Apparently low blood sugar makes me more of an idiot than I already am.
Can’t believe how anal everyone is being about the posts. I’m so sick of hearing about it. There are a million other blog sites to go on if this ones grammar isn’t up to your standards.
I’m with you. EB is what it is…a funny site that has some really interesting and funny posters. Why all the complaining?
LOL- Enjoyed the post Kelly!
Jade Jagger IS 39/40! She was in class with my daughter, who’s obviously the same age. Lindsay does look like her peer here, though Jade has surpassed her with the tanner.
Blohan should just finish drying up and blow away forever like the shriveled up skank hag she is. Bitch is a joke like Brit Brit.