Wayne Newton’s so rich that he leaves his own plane chillin’ out in a hanger — for three years. [Celebslam]
Kirstie Alley promotes yet another show revolving around her weight-loss battle. As if. [popbytes]
Dear John: A romance-genre movie that actually has a valid plot and just might be worth seeing. [Pajiba]
Jennifer Garner’s about to slap Ben Affleck a bitch. [Celebitchy]
Tila Tequila’s still pretending that she’s pregnant. [Litely Salted]
Kristen Stewart’s famously sought-after angst could lose a court security guard his job. [Allie Is Wired]
David Letterman hires a female staff writer to The Late Show that he is reportedly not sleeping with. [Zelda Lily]