Hailey “All Class” Glassman referees a “celebrity” boxing tournament at the — wait for it — Philadelphia Airport Ramada in Essington, Pennsylvania. My Lord this is an attractive woman. Oh wait no I was thinking of someone else.
(Side note: I have spent a significant amount of time in Essington, Pennsylvania. It is not a place that attracts celebrities. Or, ya know, solid roofing.)
The kicker here is that the photo agency can’t even identify any of the “celebrities” in the boxing match. I think they’re all former Playboy models.
Hailey arrived to perform these very important duties wearing sweatpants and Uggs and an Ed Hardy shirt with a ripped back. God, that’s just not a decision I would have made. And it just took me a second to remember that she is famous for dating Jon Gosselin and not as a cast member of Jersey Shore. But I’d sure as shit pay to watch this bitch fight JWoww in the ring — or, better yet, Kate Gosselin.