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Another Massengill Twin Pack

Jon Gosselin

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When you pore over hundreds of pictures of celebs every day, you start to see similarities.  Sometimes I notice that Rosie O’Donnell’s wife refuses to touch her during any public appearance and sometimes I’ll notice a few notables all wearing the same dress and every once in a while I’m fortunate to spot a very familiar douche stance.  What is it about douche’s and their insatiable need to straddle things with engines?

In fairness, Jon Gosselin was back to his Daddy duties yesterday and actually got his kids off the school bus.  Isn’t it sad that this is like, an event?  INF, like all the photo agencies, does nothing but watch Jon Gosselin all day.  Yesterday they reported that Jon rode a dirt bike and four-wheeler all afternoon until it was time to pick up the twins from school.  Seriously, that was his day — a day made possible by those TLC paychecks that will no longer be coming.  What a life Jon has and how grateful he should be both to a network that took an interest in his family and to his eight adorable children who kept viewers coming back for more.

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  • why is it always left out that she physically assaulted him as well. in NO way am I saying that it justifies what he did but I am saying that it is not right to put your hands on anyone. he will have this attached to him forever (deservingly so) and she walks around like she is some kind of angel. they did this to eachother.

  • that atv is gonna work great when he’s delivering the kung pao chicken order to my house once he starts working at China Wok. don’t expect much of a tip if you’re more than five minutes late, asshole.

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