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Doesn’t One of the More Successful Elements of an Intervention Involve Secrecy?

Lindsay Lohan

Michael Lohan is busy blabbing to RadarOnline about Lindsay again.  Not really surprising since he doesn’t really have anything else to discuss.  Anyway, in his newest bid to solve all Lindsay’s problems — hey, I thought he was going to work with the LAPD to get LL’s stolen jewels back?? — he’s going to stage an intervention.

Now, I don’t know too much about interventions, though I did have a couple family members gently suggest that I turn off the CW if Mischa was really upsetting me to such an intense level, but are you supposed to let the addict know ahead of time that they’re about to be shipped off to rehab?

“I had a conversation with her, her mother and everyone…over the next couple of weeks I’m going to be doing things in a pretty public way,” Michael Lohan told exclusively.

“But Dina has got to get on the same page with me. It’s a serious situation. You can’t just talk about it and tell me that you want to do an intervention and then do nothing.”

Happily, Daddy Lohan finally admits to parenting through the press:  “When Lindsay doesn’t adhere or listen to what I say about serious situations, I feel I have to speak publicly to put pressure on her.  If she doesn’t take my advice and do what I say…the more pressure I put on her, the  more likely she is to eventually do the right thing.”

Good luck, Linds.  You’re going to need it — not just in overcoming your substance issues but also in finding a way to quit these waste-of-space parents you’ve been bestowed.

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  • Dude, despite how fucked up Lindsay might be, she’s a FUCKING GROWN WOMAN. Your parenting days are over, Michael Lohan, and technically have been for 5 years. You clearly FAILED, so stop trying to posthumously mop up the mess you once helped create.

  • I would laugh except that someone’s life is at risk. How many times has this guy been to jail? Two, three? While his daughter was busy working, no doubt in part or entirely supporting the family with her earnings, he was locked up.

    So why on earth should she listen to him? Where was he during her formative years? What a fool.

  • Wendie,

    For once I agree with you completely. Whatever Lindsay’s issues might be, Michael Lohan only exacerbates them. He’s an absolutely horrible human being that should be permanently ignored by all media.

  • He was in jail whilst Lindsay was working to pay for the house,car and clothes from the age of 4! She never had weekends off and worked all through her teens.I despise her parents and wish her luck.

  • sick. sick sick sick sick sick. hello dad thanks for tanking my carreer. shaming is not good parenting. its emotional abuse. probably making her more depressed and fucked up. that added with the bad publicity he brings is the entire reason the girl cant get a job.

  • Does he remember that he has other kids, some that he hasn’t claimed? This guy is an abusive puke who needs to shut the fuck up.

  • let me get this straight.. he’s deliberately doing this in public in an admitted attempt to shame her into doing what he wants her to do?

    nope.. not abusive at all.

    dear mr lohan.. please go die in a slow-burning painful fire.

  • i wish i could meet linday, for sure she not happy with that man want a be girlfriend. people like her dont know true lesbian love,and dont know how to receive at all. linsey need to clean up move on out of that fake lesbian world and look for a lesbian woman if she is a lesbian.