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Britney’s Top Ten

Brit read Letterman’s Top Ten last night — “Ways The Country Would Be Different If Britney Spears Were President” was the topic.  I thought Brit looked great and did a good job but I felt very meh-ish about the material she was given.  The writers didn’t even make reference to buzz cuts, conservatorships or 5150s.  Disappointing, I guess.

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  • You are right it was lame, lady!

    Im so sick of seeing her gross ass. Shes always 1/2 naked, looks like she smells, and has the shitties weave Ive ever seen in my life.

    I mean every time I see her bikni photos I think about turkey legs and that is really starting to ruin Thanksgiving memories for me.

  • I know she likes to be seen practically naked, but why would she agree to show up on Letterman (of all places) in a bikini? When given the opportunity, she never fails to make herself look cheap & stupid. Never.

  • Yes, her weave is shiteous BUT give the poor thing some credit – she’s come a looooong way if that’s her biggest concern. If I were a subscriber to her fitness regime, I’d be running around in a bikini, too. “Look at my hot body, y’all!”
    I think the coherent fiscal policy was a reference to the conservatorship. Plus, don’t forget that Britney has a special relationship with Dave. Didn’t she confirm a pregnancy and (not sure if I’m just making this up) her divorce on his show? Of course they softballed her, but she seems like an equally good sport.

  • She did the most with what she had… totally lame stuff; no starbucks references, no foreign policy about talk soft but swing a mean umbrella, anything relatively current with her would have worked. that sucks… Letterman is so lame, totally over.

  • I absolutely adore her! ADORE!!!!
    :-)
    & to
    Elton John’s royalties says..
    She has balls to do half the shit she does.. Most people never would have comeback from her little hell.
    TEAM BRIT!

  • Interesting that her bit was pre-recorded. You can tell she had trouble with some of the big words.

    She always sounds a little nervous when she speaks on camera. (well except for when she was talking to the paps and used a fake accent… but I digress)

  • I am sure it isn’t the writer’s fault. No doubt her people demanded complete censorship and control of the jokes.

  • Number One way the Country would be different if Britney Spears were president? A cunt would be running the country instead of a dick.

  • other celebs have bounced back from meltdowns. think…mariah carey! and she did it w/o all the high powered hype of the media & music industry tail wind behind her. you don’t need balls when you have the media blowing smoke for you!!!

  • she’s stupid – and a fake – that fake sweet voice makes me ill……..plus, she looks like a fat slob in the bikini.

    Sorry EPIC FAIL

  • Free PIE? the entire WORLD saw her nasty PIE – and she’s NOT even ashamed. She’s glorified. Nasty ho.