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Mischa Barton Celebrates Her First Weekend Of Freedom By Dressing Badly, Partying

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Everything is status quo in Mischa’s world.  After a couple weeks in a lockdown mental health facility, she tempted the fates by attending a party in New York City on her first weekend of freedom.  To be fair, she drank “water” and left by 10:40, but when you are in your earliest days of sobriety — and so many reports point to Mischa having a substance abuse issue — you need to be at home making macrame hanging plant holders, not at a club wearing them.

I need to see how I can get into this loony bin to the stars.  Misch looks better than she has since she was two.  I love the new hair and the time of rest seems to have shaved at least 30 years off her appearance.  Do they give facials in rehab?  They must.

She spoke with an OK! reporter and claimed,“I’m feeling great! I’m really happy.”  Well, Misch — I’m glad you’re happy, you selfish bitch.  Have you thought of all I had to go through over the past couple weeks?  Did you think about me pacing the halls at night wondering if I’d ever be able to freely make fun of  you again?  No, of course you didn’t.

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  • I like her better an a Burnett. HOWEVER… I am sure she doesn’t have a lot of money but her choice in outfits are gross. She really needs a stylist.

    I know it’s mean. But In order to survive Hollywood she needs to learn how to play the game or get out.

    • yeah! i noticed she looked like swollen! but besides that i really dig that dress! shes just having fun with fashion and i think people should get off her back. not everyone has to wear the same flowy pretty dress. sometimes celebs are applauded for fashion risks but most of the time people just smakem down.

      and that is my rant.

  • Page six;
    MISCHA Barton, who had a breakdown last month and missed the premiere of her new flick, “Homecoming,” was back to her weird ways over the weekend. Saturday night, Barton was spotted “having a disastrous dinner” with a group of girls at Sant Ambroeus in the West Village. “She was upset and talking frantically into her phone about having a stalker,” said our spy. “Her friends were trying to console her, but she went outside and chain-smoked cigarettes.” Sunday night, she wore an unflattering tight black dress to the Cooper Square Hotel for the Carrera Summer Escape party, where someone spilled a drink on her. Barton’s rep didn’t return calls.