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Kinda Makes The Annie Leibovitz Pictures Seem So Tame, Doesn’t It?

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Miley’s back to being Miley, lounging around looking all sexual.  Remember when she was in Vanity Fair and she had a kinda, sorta ambiguous slutty, “I Just Got Out Of The Shower, Thanks For Having Me” look going on?  Is thispic of our Christian and virginal Miley taken for August’s Elle blatant enough for you?

Anyway, Miley’s working hard plugging her new clothing line that she’s been working on in partnership with Max Azria.  I love when people take their non-essential projects and try to attach serious social meaning to them.  I’m going to use her exact quote to ensure that I don’t miss a “like.”  She said, “The jeans are my favorite part of the entire line.  Because, like, literally this is going to be good for, like, Middle America, and it will be great for kids that really want to be in fashion but that don’t have it available.”

Yes, Miley.  Good stitch work, dark denim and five-pocket styling assembled by child labor workers is exactly what Middle America needs right now.  She’s, like, our saviour.

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  • To think that we have 4 years more of this stupid child… Assuming that her fans grew out of her…I can only hope.

    • not nescecarily
      I mean im 16 & as sad as it is i am a fan of hers.

      so i mean shes gonna be famous for years

  • She’s using machine powered roller skates, firing a machine gun to blow up any obstacles and running towards that adult wall as fast as she can..

  • Am I the only one out here waiting for an official and public apology to Ms. Lebowitz from the Cyrus Circus?

    • You’re kidding, right? Annie Leibovitz loved the publicity and controversy that photo provided her. It took just another average photo shoot and made national news out of it, which all equals more $$$ in her pocket. I just bet she misses the days of shooting Mick Jagger and John Lennon. That’s a big step down, no matter what it does to your bottom line.

  • as if she has a clue what Middle America is. this chimp is simply a caricature embodying shallow greed and self-satisfaction. if she keeps feeding the status quo with mediocre statements and products, she will be out of a job and off the radar soon enough. i can’t hardly wait!

  • I believe that according to an ancient Aztec legion the world as we know it will end in the year 2012. That is not soon enough.

  • Oh lawd! What’s with the pornesque feel of these shots? Give me a f’ing break already. This is nothing compared to the nekked blackberry shots she’s sure to take any second now…..

    I’m calling it! She’ll be nude before we know it!

  • I can’t believe how conservative American’s are. Believe it or not, at 16 girls are feeling sexual, just like 16 year old boys are. She may be two years away from legal adulthood, but she’s still a fully grown woman in many ways. Why is it so controversial that she is a flirty young woman? It’s natural. Anyone at 16 has a sexual side. Just as long as it’s not taken advantage of by older men, and she’s safe and doesn’t do anything she’s not comfortable with, that’s just fine and dandy by me.

    • Cuz dumbass, those boots she’s wearing are know as “FMB’s”…FUCK ME BOOTS! Otherwise known as hooker boots!!

  • Her face just fades into the background.
    Anyone also think her legs look odd posed at such an angle?
    I don’t know. I don’t think Tyra would tolerate such a blank photo as this.
    Miley is a horrible model, no matter what her celebrity status is. She does not belong on the pages of Elle.
    End of story. Sorry.

  • I don’t get what’s so sexual about this. I mean sure it’s a little sultry, but mainly it’s just Miley in fancy clothes lying on a table. It’s shooting for ‘fashion model pose’ not ‘sexpot’ (whether or not ‘fashion’ is achieved here is another discussion entirely).

    • ok there are only 2 reasons a woman would sit/lay like that with her ass almost hanging off the edge of a table, one involves the doctors office and neither involve clothing on the bottom half. just seeing a woman in that position is evocatie to one or both of those reasons. i know it reminds me of some less then innocent things. so i dont care if shes trying to be high fasion there are some erotic things happening in that pic.

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  • “Yes, Miley. Good stitch work, dark denim and five-pocket styling assembled by child labor workers is exactly what Middle America needs right now. She’s, like, our saviour.”

    Amen to that. :)