Today's Evil Beet Gossip

HAPPY FOURTH OF JULY!!!!

As has become tradition around here, I leave you to celebrate our country’s freedom with the OTHER national anthem.

Have a happy holiday, and be safe out there, kids!

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    • You know that scene in 300, where she says, “Freedom isn’t free”?
      I leaned over to my husband in the theater and whispered, “It costs a buck o’ five”

      • Hee Hee Hee!!!! I can only hope your husband whispered back, “I’ll give you a buck o’ five to shut the fuck up” and then moved about 4 rows away to sit by himself. If he didn’t say it, I can assure you he probably though it.

      • My husband and I are usually the lucky ones that sit next to movie whisperers like you and your husband. So, Sshhh!

      • You’re all assumy today, aren’t you?

        For the record, when my husband and I went to see 300, we were the only people in the theater because it was the middle of the day on a weekday.

  • You 2 Beetarice! (- that was supposed to be a play on Beatrice, but instead looks like what an asian person eats for dinner. i tried)

    Haha I remember watching this last year, wow the year’s gone by fast. It’s still totally funny tho. Bed bath and beyond..uh..fuck..yea? republicans, one guy says f ya.

  • Yes.,, I sure can’t wait till the other holidays! I wonder if Labor Day will be just as UNeventful.

    • You never take time of from work?
      Never ever a holiday, just work 24/7 365days a year?

    • Yeah, I’m not gonna feel bad for giving myself — and my team — a few days off. We all work very, very hard all the other days. We do these breaks twice a year — 4th of July and Christmas. We’ll be back to semi-normal by Sunday afternoon.

      We’re posting over on Zelda Lily, FWIW. :)

      • I love how people who enjoy reading this – for free – get so huffy if the posting’s slow. A suggestion: ask the more literate bitchers and whiners if they’d like to post a couple of times a day on the two occasions a year you take a break. For free, of course.

        Enjoy your holiday.

      • Not to be mean or anything, but you all must have a few jobs. There are never more than a few paragraph-long posts daily and they are almost always items that tmz has already reported, sometimes days ago. Before you all get crazy and tell me not to come here, I should say that I like Beet’s comment section better.

    • You’re wasting your breath. They’re all convinced OJ’s still looking for the real killer, too. Mental note: homeschool your kids.

      • I actually learned something. I learned Jesus says it’s alright to sleep with young boys. I learned Michael Jackson was not gay. I learned that Al Sharpton is a leech on the cheek of Joe Jacksons left buttocks. Thanks Donkey Kong, even if you are Canadian.

  • uggghhhhh, it’s not like the entire team is posting every single day 24hrs a day. I’m bored! Start posting again already!

    • Kelly is off this weekend and there’s no substitute weekend writer. There are other websites in the meantime… like billions of them…

      • yeah, except that I enjoy reading this blog…. which is why I’m here…. whining about the lack of posts. Understand me now little lady?

      • if you read some of the recent comments sections they actually are complaining….this site is going to the shits….its getting to the point of where the comments section is more ineresting than the shitty posts