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Victoria Beckham Downsizes

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I’ve heard rumblings that Busty Spice had her implants replaced to a more frame-appropriate size 34B, and now that Daily Mail is reporting it, it must be true.

This morning, I’ve spent more time than any heterosexual woman ever should inspecting countless pictures of Victoria Beckham’s rack.  The conclusion of my investigation?  I don’t know.  They look pretty big both before the month of May and after.  The only observation that leads me to believe that there could be truth to DM’s story is that, in more recent pictures she’s hiding behind bags and children and trench coats.  Also, I also noticed that for the past couple of weeks, Beckham has been wearing the same conservative black crew neck top everywhere she goes.  I told you — Serious.  Investigative.  Skills.

The pictures above are Posh in June and Posh last November.  Gallery includes a massive collection of VB’s massive set.  Let the comparing begin!

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  • It’s hard to compare anything to this gray dress because it’s a corset. I am inclined to think it’s a lie simply because they’re claiming she is a 34B… I am a 30B and am definitely bigger than Victoria Beckham, in terms of band size, that is.

    • I was about to comment on that too. As someone who works in the lingerie industry and regularly helps women into correctly fitting bras, there is no way in hell Victoria could possibly be a 34B. Based on the photos, I’d probably guess her to be closer to a 30E or 28F given how thin yet busty she is.
      Whether or not she did downsize, it would be great if real sizes were discussed in the media so women stop believing that 36C is the “average” breast size, it’s merely the most common size women end up buying because most stores only stock 5% of the sizes that are in fact available.

      …sorry, rant over.

  • I don’t think there was anything wrong with her back in her Spice Girl days… she had nice hair, meat on her bones and was only mildly pretentious. She was very pretty back then… she should go back to her roots. But, that’s just my opinion.

  • I think it might be lie.
    I think the only reason they look bigger in the second picture it because she’s showing so much cleavage and the dress is meant to show them off.

    I could be wrong though.

  • Thanks Wendie for your commitment to investigate journalism. If only someone with your guts and determination had looked into that whole WMDs / Nigerian uranium thing that happened a few years back.

    Anyway despite the global current trend, I don’t think Posh has downsized. Well, not her norgs anyway. She might have lost even more weight – she is certainly looking like a leper in a wind tunnel right now.

  • no way in hell she’s a 34. maybe like a 30/32 C… maybe it will go down to a B after swelling

  • The man behind her should give her his half weight and you can consider the matter closed…:-)