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Paris Picks Best Friend Based On Stripper Pole Skills

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“I don’t really mean everything I say, because I’m not totally that airhead.”  That was Paris Hilton’s unintentionally ironic answer to E!’s question, “You said on the show that you don’t want to get married.  Is that true?”

Yes, the moment we’ve all been waiting for:  Season two of Paris Hilton’s My New BFF!  It premieres tomorrow night on MTV and this installment will feature guest appearances by Kathy Griffin and Lil’ Kim as well as stripper pole challenges.

Paris also cooed that Doug is her real-life BFF because he’s talented — he’s a producer on the Dubai version (because it’s very critical that Paris have BFFs in every major country) — and he buys her presents “all the time.”  A hanger-on who buys her stuff with the money he earns from the job he’d never have if he wasn’t sleeping with her.  He sounds like a dream, really.

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  • god everyone knows that she will do anything to get on camera. we all know that the new bff isn’t gonna be that at all, whomever wins i hope they know that they will be photograghed with that idiot a few time to promote herself and then shes done with you

  • Is that a nasty bruise on her thigh? and what about the tone there, how old is she? 50? damn. and that dude is a douche…If only Paris was hot; they could be on hotchickswithdouchebags.com… this guy’s an assclown

  • So yeah… I was wondering about what he was famous for the other day… I only vaguely remember him from being on 1 or 2 episodes of The Hills…
    But then on this site I remember something about baseball????
    Please tell me this douche actually has a skill and he’s STILL hanging on to this fruit bat!

  • And I hate that tie; so predictable with the suit, they are at the Mtv Video Awards, show some color; try to incorporate her colors into the tie… jackass doesn’t have any style either.

  • wow. when i read “doug” i was struggling to remember who he was because i honest to god always mentally/subconsciously called him douche.

  • OH MY GOD he like, buys me presents like, ALL THE TIME! He’s so hot and gorgeous and rich omg don’t you wish you were me? blah blah blah blah blah. She reminds me of those stupid airhead sluts at prep school. ugh