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The Humans Are All Dead


Anybody watching Flight of the Conchords? No? Alright.

Aaaaanyway, Lady GaGa performed last night. She seems more covered up than usual. I think that’s due to the addition of the fishnet pantyhose that she’s pretending are pants. Those sunglasses/S.W.A.T style facial shields are stupendous. Her costumes are almost enough to make me see the show, but if I see average flabby on the street wearing any of this ish I’ll track her down and make her take responsibility. America is not ready for Latex-wear run amuck in the general population. Trust me.

In attendance was recently rehabbed Kelly Osbourne. She was snapped with a “guest” whom does not really appear to be the sort of person one should associate with after completing a rehab program, but who knows.

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  • Who is this chick? I only see her on gossip blogs. Apparently she actually does something for a living?

    • She “sings” I use the term loosely because we saw one of her music videos the other day. Like my 12 year-old son said — she can’t sing and the only reason this video is popular is because she’s half naked

      • She can too sing :P

        You just need to find some videos of her live, or the cherry tree records series.

  • “there is no more unethical treatment of the elephants.”
    “well, there’s no more elephants so uh…well it’s still good.”


  • i’m pretty sure that’s kelly’s fiance luke worrall
    his hair’s just styled differently than it usually is

  • “my mum says I sound like maryilyn monroe”
    “MARYILYN MONROE!!! The aktress… ah sound like her”

  • I LOVE Flight of the Conchords! I’m going to marry Jemaine.

    No comment on Lady Ga Ga really. I don’t love her, don’t hate her.

  • I love FOTC!!! I laughed so hard when I saw the title of your post. I got tickets to see them in May. Can’t wait!!

    Lady Gaga needs to go back to her home planet.

  • I love FOTC, too! Too bad the new season hasn’t been all that great. They’ll be here in Seattle May 11-13 for what will hopefully be some amazing shows.

    As far as Lady Gaga goes, I think she makes really fun music! People seem to enjoy hating on her, but when Just Dance comes on in a club everyone does have a good time.

  • I like gaga. It’s a NYC thing. A lower east side vibe that’s unique same as the village or SoHo.. you have to be from here to understand it

  • I LOOOOVE flight of the conchords. I am so excited that you guys have heard of it and like it. I wasn’t sure if Americans and Britains would find it as funny as us down under

  • i love lady gaga’s music. People just seem to pick on her cause she’s her fashion is a bit eccentric, and her music is kind of techno.

  • i just saw Gaga’s performance in San Francisco and it was AWESOME. She sang a couple songs acoustic that gave me goose bumps. That girl is gonna be more successful than Madonna. You don’t have to be from New York to love her. Yes she’s eccentric AND her music is incredible. She writes all her own stuff and plays instruments. She’s the real thing.

    homegirl is the fucking talent. She has a genuine understanding of ALL music; past, present, AND future. She’s got some nuts style but that’s really no reason to hate her. Plus, on top of it all, she’s got this philosophy of “The Fame” that’s seriously brilliant.

    Anybody that things she can’t sing should watch this:

  • I love that because his hair sticks up, he has a lip piercing and he’s wearing black you assume that he isn’t the type of person to associate with just out of rehab…

    Don’t judge a book by its cover, most people I know that look “alternative” or whatever are less likely to take drugs than people who are super fashionable…

    I have a lip piercing. And just so you don’t get the wrong idea, I’m not on drugs, and I’m not an alcoholic.

    OK. Rant over.

  • I believe it’s “run amok”, not amuck. Sheesh, Soleil, doesn’t your word processor have spell check? Did you complete your high school English course?

  • I get the impression she did what she had to do to be noticed, and it worked. Definitely zany, and definitely comes across as trying too hard, but I can tell she loves this. Lady Gaga is one person who will handle fame well. Somehow I don’t see any breakdowns in her future, because this is what she wants, and she’s ready for whatever comes with it.

    I must admit some of her music is catchy, even though it’s not my style, and yes, she can sing. Definitely not meant for kids, though, and many kids count her music among their favourites, my daughters among them. I think that would be my biggest beef with her, because kids are impressionable. I wouldn’t want to see young girls walking around in some of those outfits.

    Lady Gaga is a brave person who did what she had to do to live the life she loves, and from what I can see, she’s having the time of her life.