Victoria’s Secret model, Adriana Lima, eloped with Minnesota Timberwolves point guard, Marko Jaric. The two quietly got hitched in Jackson Hole, Wyoming on February 14th, but just announced their union yesterday.
Lima gushed, “We are so excited about our future together. And we are really looking forward to a big romantic wedding this summer with all of our friends and family.” Why didn’t they just wait until this summer to get married in the first place? You know it wasn’t because of some unplanned pregnancy. Adriana, a 27 year-old devout Catholic, has always vowed to remain a virgin until marriage.
May the couple experience many years of joy, happiness and fucking.