Here’s a little video message of Michael Phelps apologizing for his weed smoking … to China!
I guess they don’t know about Chris Brown or the Octomom over there — here in the U.S. no one even remembers this scandal anymore!!!
I like how Phelpsy looks pretty stoned in this video, and you can see his little eyeballs move to follow the teleprompter. He couldn’t even be bothered to memorize his own apology!
Oh, and I got an email from a tipster last night: “A friend from U Mich said that he used to go to parties, HAMMERED and once after losing a game of beer pong feel asleep on top of her friend while making out.”
CUTE!
Anyone else have Wasted Phelpsy stories?? Email me at evilbeet@gmail.com!!!
Rofl.
Beet,
If he makes a habit of passing out on women, you could fulfill your fantasies by stalking him, dragging out the woman underneath him when he passes out and then crawling underneath so he wakes up to you!
The whole thing has been waaay blown out of proportion! I can’t believe he’s still being forced out on the “apology tour” – I thought he was supposed to have 3 months off! In other news, you should totally lure him to a kegger at U-Dub. It should be you, Beet! Although, you deserve much better. :)
“on top of her friend” Her?
That’s the thing about elite athletes. Because their metabolism is so fast, they can’t handle booze or drugs. In Australia, this is why our football players keep getting drunk and in fights and the AFL can’t work out what’s going on.