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I take a great deal of pride in my Twittering skill. I work very hard each day at crafting the most entertaining and revelatory 140 characters possible.
It would be fabulous if those of you who read my Twitters regularly, either via your own Twitter account or in the sidebar of this blog, would consider submitting a nomination for me in the Shorty awards, which are awards for the best Twitterer. It would make me so happy to win one.
To go to the nomination page, click here. I suggest you nominate me in the categories of "humor" or "personal," but frankly I think I'm more than qualified in any category. That's just kind of how I feel about myself in general. Some people consider that cocky. I just know I'm well-rounded.
And if you just want to check out my humorous and personal Twitter feed and/or follow me on Twitter, you can do that here. />I take a great deal of pride in my Twittering skill. I work very hard each day at crafting the most entertaining and revelatory 140 characters possible.
It would be fabulous if those of you who read my Twitters regularly, either via your own Twitter account or in the sidebar of this blog, would consider submitting a nomination for me in the Shorty awards, which are awards for the best Twitterer. It would make me so happy to win one.
To go to the nomination page, click here. I suggest you n...
We haven't seen her photographed at an event in nearly a month, and now Audrina Patridge just sashays down the red carpet at the Waiting in Beijing premiere like she didn't have a shitload of plastic surgery done.
Who the fuck is this???
Did she fix her ceiling eyes? Is that even possible? What kind of surgery do you get for ceiling eyes?
And you know what? The ceiling eyes were kind of cute. I mean, we made fun of them, but it's what made her Audrina. It's what made her different ...
Wow, that's a cool title. I'm really impressed with that. Unfortunately, the reigning Oscar winner in the competitive category of Biggest Daddy Complex didn't actually cop to smoking weed. Instead, she admitted that she's been cast as the female lead in the Broadway musical version of Spiderman. No, seriously. They're doing that. Music and lyrics by U2. You think I am joking but I am not.
No word yet on who'll be playing Peter Parker, but the smart money's on her Across the Universe co-sta...
Burgeoning Disney star Demi Lovato showed up on the red carpet recently sporting some rather suspicious-looking scars. The pic is from October, but this is the first I've heard of it.
I want to be all snarky and mean about this, but my heart goes out to the girl. Sweetheart, you're beautiful and you're talented and I have even publicly admitted to liking your album. And I know that being 16 really sucks, and being 16 in the spotlight sucks even worse, but take it from someone who's been there: It gets better, baby. I promise. Ha...
I have a feeling that the studio behind Twilight's sequel, New Moon, is going to end up making a gigantic mess of what could be another blockbuster. Basically, they're trying to rush the film out to capitalize on all the buzz around the film right now. As Kristen Stewart and Rob Pattinson are still wandering around the globe hating life at the first film's international premieres, pre-production is slated to start on the sequel in just a few days. Rumors indicate that the first film's direct...
Do you like my prison lingo?
Do you see how cool I am?
I know phrases like "gen pop" because I grew up in the hood and all my friends were thugs and we periodically enrolled in prison.
No I'm kidding. I don't know how I know that. I probably heard it in a rap song. Or, like, one of those Discovery Channel shows about prisons that I so adore.
Anyway, OJ Simpson's not getting anally raped just yet. He's being held in his own cell and separated from the rest of the evildoers.
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Do you guys ever have those days at work where you're like, "Whatever happens today, I can't possibly do anything productive?" I'm having one of those days. I keep trying to, like, do my job, and something shiny always distracts me. Like, one of the DVD editors for Film.com just got the Blu-Ray version of The Man Who Fell to Earth, which is like this indie sci-fi flick from the '70s where David Bowie stars as an alien living in America with a British accent and everyone just generally appear...
Wow!!!
Due to incredibly high demand, Britney has added six more dates to her North American tour. She'll be adding the extra dates in Los Angeles, Toronto, New Jersey, Chicago, Long Island, and Anaheim.
GO BRITNEY!!!...
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Kim Basinger looks gorgeous and age-appropriate at the LA premiere of While She Was Out. Kim is 55 years old.
I mean, there's obviously been a tiny bit of work done here -- Botox, teeth whitening, perhaps some lip plumping and/or brow lift -- but it's all been done very, very tastefully. She looks like an absolutely radiant 55-year-old, not like a 55-year-old desperate to look 22. I love it, and I hope this is how I look when I'm her age. ...