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Akon Threatens To Leave The U.S.

Singer Akon has announced that he will renounce his U.S. Citizenship and move back to Africa if John McCain is elected.  I can’t believe about about to say this but…

Please.  Everyone.  Go vote for The Maverick.  Only so that this abusive asshat can get his one-way plane ticket home.

If he [Obama] doesn’t get into office, I’m gonna change my citizenship,” he said. “I’m moving back to Africa. You can hold me to that. I’m afraid to live there if he [McCain] is President. The decisions he makes scare me: he’s making selfish decisions, he’s doing whatever it takes to get into office.”

It’s easy to make such asshole proclamations when Obama is the front-runner.  It would be like Tara Reid holding a press conference and saying “If McCain wins, I’m totally getting on the wagon and throwin’ my ass into rehab and swearin’ off of stomach lipo.”

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  • ummm mccain makes selfish decisions? what about obama’s decisions? he’s like the fucking puppet of the elite.

  • Hil, you sound like a complete IDIOT. Which one is it? One minute he’s a muslim terrorist affiliate and the next he’s an elitist. Pick one!! And Wendie, I was really warming up to you until you made this ignorant, bitter ass post. Next!!

  • I think the world as we know it will be a better place if Akon’s dumb ass moves back to Africa….whether McCain wins or not

  • Wendie, I think you’re great. Don’t give two thoughts to the negative comments.

    Was on “Well Honestly Now” the other day, I loved it. Keep up the good work!

  • just a few remarks.

    1. “asshat” is not new, in fact it is quite overused
    2. you can’t turn on top 40 radio without hearing akon
    3. i have a headache

  • Woah woah woah. I swear I’ve seen Beet make posts like this before. Let’s not attack wendie, people. I didn’t even know it was wendie until people made a stink about her in the comments.

  • I don’t think Akon is an abusive asshole.. The girl that got on stage with him is a fucking slut who enjoyed the fake banging way more than we thought, if you see the video you will know.. She was a slut since before, and there’s a lot of videos online, showing what she likes to do, despite his religious family and morals and whatever the hell it’s in their minds.. So no, i don’t believe it was Akon’s fault at all.. And i sure hope he doesn’t move out of the country, and i pray to God that McCain doesn’t win..

  • how fucking ignorant
    fucking move if you don’t like it we don’t need you here anyway
    millions of ppl every yr have to deal with an elected official representing them that they don’t see eyee to eye with
    grow the fuck up

  • seriously, who cares what akon says? just because some lame celebrity says he is going to leave the U.S. doesn’t make the candidate he supports any worse or better…

  • I will all the celebs would get out when they say they would. Wasn’t it 4 years ago when they were all leaving. get the f* out.

  • gosh, if we’d known that all the arrogant assholes would move back to africa if mccain was elected maybe he would have had a chance. akon sucks dick and has really ugly hands.

  • Why wait? BYE Bitch! I love how all of these fuckin’ morons with dual citizenship complain about the US and compare it to their ‘other’ homeland!

    Go back to your fuckin’ 3rd world country, where they have practiced barbaric FEMALE GENITAL MUTILATIONS FOR CENTURIES, you cockroach!

    I know our country needs work, but I’m willing to stay and do my part. Fuck all the motherfuckers who think it’s so much better ANYWHERE in the world. This is STILL the GREATEST NATION on the planet, bitches!

    I’m proud to be an American, & I don’t like anybody talking shit on my country.

    GO BACK TO AFRICA, ASSWIPE!

    BAROCK DA’ VOTE!

  • rhoni its nice that you are so patriotic but couldnt you find a nicer way to express it? thats not pride to me.

  • gNorah i couldnt agree more with you haha,we would be in biggggggg trouble if that ever happened, hopefully it wont. but in no way do i say this, as if i would want him to die.

  • Everyone is so funny today! Akon is a h8ter…so no loss to any country. Poor Africa, who is he going to find to hate over there???
    I hope he’s packing already. This all funny and he is ridiculous.

  • WTF?! Are we on the same blog? This is the BEET Ba-by! I blog SPECIFICALLY on here because I don’t have to be nice (thx btw, Beet).

    I hear ‘Popsugar’ is very PC. Do check. Tootles :-)

  • WOW!! There’s a whole lot of “back woods” talk going on in here. For example:

    “GO BACK TO AFRICA, ASSWIPE”
    “Go back to your fuckin’ 3rd world country…..you cockroach”

    You come across truly as an uneducated piece of shit with those comments. In no way shape or form should you ever feel like you represent the American people. Pathetic.

  • what a LOSER! tee hee hee! he says he “threatens” 2 leave the country. yeah, what a threat! he can leave the country for all i care. i dont like him that much. besides, the people that do like his lame-o muisic will still b able 2 hear it weather or not he lives in america. the world is a small place with the internet!

  • In a UNICEF report on Female Genital Mutilation, Senegal, where his family is from, is OFFICIALLY referred to as “a 3rd world country”. I didn’t make it up. Google it Einstein.

    I never said I felt like I represented the American people, you fucking illiterated.

    I don’t represent anyone but me, Fuckhead, and as a PROUD AM-ER-I-CAN, I can say what the fuck I want.

    Educate yourself before you come to the defense of someone you apparently know nothing about.

    The country where he wants to return to, oh, because America ‘sucks sooooooo bad’, holds & ties down little pre-adolescent girls starting from ages as young as 8 years old & slices off THEIR VAGINA LIPS!

    Me Pathetic?
    Eat me.

  • haha wendie you switched the names right? cause there’s no way someone could be scared of mccain and not obama.

  • I don’t know if I like Akon because he hasn’t done some very nice things in the past….but, I just think he was trying to make a very strong statement that he was for Obama…I really don’t think he’ll move back to africa…let’s just not kill each other over this guy. please.

  • Akon is from Senegal?
    I am sure he has the money to buy the ticket back to Africa,
    if he makes his citizenship dependant on the US elections
    you really don’t need him there
    and Senegal is a country that leaves a lot to be desired

  • Wendie, you should move to Africa. And please, make sure it’s somewhere without an internet connection.

  • Obama is the same guy that told all you ghetto dickwads to pull up your pants. I hope his very first presidential act is to send AKON’s orangutan looking ass back to Africa. We don’t need that dickhead here. I feel sorry for all the black people that think it’s gonna be a free for all the next 4 years simply because we have a ‘black president’.

  • I am surprised no one mentioned the fact that he owns conflict diamond mines in africa. Perhaps thats what he has against the US. They don’t allow you to exploit their people. This isn’t necesarily the case in other countries like senegal, where the government not only turns a blind eye, they make most of their profit from it.

    Don’t comment on my post saying that America exploits other countries. I don’t care, they don’t exploit their own citizens is my point. It cannot be helped what occurs in other countries you can only help yourself. And if your arguement is that they do exploit their workers, find me another country that has centralized health care, unemployment benefits, and as many social welfare programs as the United States and still has money to spend to help other countries. Furthermore if you think they don’t support their workers, those workers can leave, which is not the case in other countries. Before you complain about America, take a look at the rest of the world.