My darling D., I’m sorry we got into a (minor) spat, honey. You said that I was “short” and “abrupt” on the phone last night, and you were probably right. I...
You know, like I asked you to?
If you didn’t, you missed some magic. In a totally unexpected move, The Last Unicorn was not mentioned, but The Lonely Island premiered a new video... “It just comes with the territory. That, in particular, is not even worth wasting the breath to comment on. I’ve been around for over a decade and I think my work speaks for... Yeah, I just make the headlines like that to get all the pedophile traffic in. Oh, pedo traffic, rain down on me. Let’s work together to turn all your disgusting, freakish Google... Singer Akon has announced that he will renounce his U.S. Citizenship and move back to Africa if John McCain is elected. I can’t believe about about to say this... Oh look, guys! It’s Akon, punching some chick in the face at one of his concerts. This young man is so lovely.
Maybe it’s time for the “Smack That” singer to do... What’s the verdict, kids? Does Whitney still have it?
This whole thing kind of falls flat for me, honestly. The song itself is boring, and Akon’s totally out-singing her...
Akon
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Noah Cyrus Is One Sexy Underage Child
Akon Threatens To Leave The U.S.
Smackin’ That
New Whitney Houston Featuring Akon: “Like I...