Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Very Impressive, Mr. Reynolds

On Sunday, Ryan Reynolds completed the New York City Marathon in 3 hours, 50 minutes and 22 seconds, a perfectly respectable time for a virgin marathoner. He competed to raise money for the Michael J. Fox Foundation, inspired by his father’s own battle with Parkinsons.

“When I saw Michael J. Fox on Fifth Avenue, I gained about 15 pounds in goose bumps. It kind of pushed me through the last six miles or so,” he said.

Stop doing shit like this, Ryan, or else I’ll have to stop hating you, and I’m just not sure either of us is really ready for that.

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