Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Britney Spears Cuts the Line at Diddy Riese

Anyone who's ever lived in LA knows Diddy Riese. It's one of LA's best-kept secrets, because it's never been a real celeb hot-spot; it's a teeny, tiny little store in Westwood that sells nothing but ice cream sandwiches for $1.50. And they are the best ice cream sandwiches ever. You get to choose what type of cookie you want and what type of ice cream you want, and they smash it all together and stick it in a cup and hand it to you and they only take cash. And you pay, walk out the door, take a bi...

Sarah Silverman on Olbermann

Here's Sarah discussing her plea for young Jews to help sway their Floridian grandparents' vote to Obama in the upcoming election. If you want to see the full-length viral video Sarah did for The Great Schlep, it's after the jump. Read More /> Here's Sarah discussing her plea for young Jews to help sway their Floridian grandparents' vote to Obama in the upcoming election. If you want to see the full-length viral video Sarah did for The Great Schlep, it's after the jump. Read More...

Hugh Hefner’s Newest Girlfriend Feels Pretty

She hasn't accepted my MySpace friend request yet, so this is all I can see of Kristina Shannon's profile for now. We need to talk about this, because it's blowing my mind. Here is her screen name: Kristina TALK ABOUT GREATNESS WENEVER THEY SPEAK ABOUT ME!!! DNT DOUBT URSELF TRUS ME U NEED ME! What's with all the missing letters? Namely, what's with the missing "H" in "WHENEVER"? I have all these theories. One, of course, is that she doesn't know how to spell "whenever." Is ...

Is Everybody SO PSYCHED for the Britney Spears Documentary???

OMG the end of this year is just going to be FILLED with BRITNEY JOY! Her new single, her new video, her new album and NOW her new documentary, tentatively titled For the Record, scheduled to debut on MTV November 30. Here's the trailer. It feels a lot like Chaotic, except with way, way, way less weed. So, ya know, not at all like Chaotic. My love for Britney never faltered throughout these difficult years, and it's so nice to see that she lived to tell about it. Rock on, Britsters! /> OMG the end of this year is just going to be FILLED with BRITNEY JOY! Her new single, her new video, her new album and NOW her new documentary, tentatively titled For the Record, scheduled to debut on MTV November 30. Here's the trailer. It feels a lot like Chaotic, except with way, way, way less weed. So, ya know, not at all like Chaotic. My love for Britney never faltered throughout these difficult years, and it's so nice to see that she lived to tell about it. Rock on, Britsters!...

VH1 Celebrity Rehab Season Two Trailer

I'd like to state for the record that I continue to feel it is grossly irresponsible and morally reprehensible for Dr. Drew -- an actual physician -- to enable these people to feed their addiction to fame in the name of their addiction to drugs and alcohol. That being said, this trailer is pure rubber-necking bliss. /> VH1 TV Shows Music Videos Celebrity Photos News & Gossip I'd like to state for the record that I continue to feel it is grossly irresponsible and morally reprehensible for Dr. Drew -- an actual physician -- to enable these people to feed their addiction to fame in the name of their addiction to drugs and alcohol. That being said, this trailer is pure rubber-necking bliss. ...

Hugh Hefner’s Latest Girlfriends Are Felons

Oh, yay!!! TMZ dug up some dirt on Karissa and Kristina Shannon, Hef's newest squeezes. Karissa (left) and Kristina Shannon (right) -- who have recently moved into the Playboy Mansion -- were both busted by St. Petersburg, Fla. police for felony aggravated battery back in January. They both received probation and were ordered to pay restitution to the two victims. Karissa also has a misdemeanor battery charge on her record from 2007. Atta girl! Playboy had no comment. WTF??? ...

What’s the Rush?

Why does everybody insist on running everywhere these days? It's so annoying. Ryan Reynolds has announced that he'll be running the New York marathon on November 2. He's doing it to support people with Parkinsons Disease, like his own father, as he details in an open letter published in the Huffington Post, which, I have to admit, doesn't totally suck and, for once in my life, I'm not going to be snarky about the writing skills of a Hollywood actor. Seriously, though, I kind of have it in my head to train for the Rock 'n Roll ha...

I’m Trying Out Next Year

Here's a lovely clip of tryouts for the Seattle Mist, a part of the new Lingerie Football League. I heard about this early on the morning of tryouts, and was honestly thisclose to heading down there myself, if not to actually try out, then at least to watch and take amusing pictures. But rumor has it that one of the trainers at my gym may have made the team. If that's the case, I'm totally going to be BFF with all these girls and hold regular interview sessions with them. I may even make a documentary. In fact, I think that's a brilliant idea. I'm going to make a documentary about the Lingerie Football League. It'll be very hard-hitting. And by that I mean it will get guys hard. /> Here's a lovely clip of tryouts for the Seattle Mist, a part of the new Lingerie Football League. I heard about this early on the morning of tryouts, and was honestly thisclose to heading down there myself, if not to actually try out, then at least to watch and take amusing pictures. But rumor has it that one of the trainers at my gym may have made the team. If that's the case, I'm totally going to be BFF with all these girls and hold regular interview sessions with them. I may even make a...

Kellie Pickler Talks About Her Battle with Depression

It's been nearly a week since the last celebrity decided to break their silence on the hasn't-been-taboo-in-twenty-years subject of depression. So it's about time another one stepped up to the plate! Enter Kellie Pickler, who has a new album to sell wants to help others by sharing her own story. "Everything in my professional life seemed great," says the former American Idol contestant, 22. "But in my personal life, I was just crumbling." Anti-depressants made her "crazy," she say...