OK, here’s the thing…I’m just going to put it out there for you: I detest Mischa Barton. Like…hate her with the heat of a thousand suns. I don’t know why she infuriates me so much but I look at her my brain has some chemical reaction and, before you know it, I’m spinning off on some stratospheric tantrum. I do not in any way understand her fame. If you’re a fan, please, I implore you to explain the appeal. On my own website, I call her Ol’ Piano Legs Barton (OPLB) but it isn’t her cankles that inspire such vitriol within me; they just enhance it. Even her tambourine shaking, Hare Krishna meets Sargent Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band getup shouldn’t make me angry at such an intense level. But it does.
I’m flustered. To the point: Here is Mischa, last night, along with other celebrities who had no better invite than the New T-Mobile G-1 launch party in Hollywood. Check out Stacy Keibler’s leg color vs. her feet. Is this mismatch extremities thing some sort of new trend? And if anyone knows Rosario Dawson, can you pass along a message from me? Jiffy clothing steamer…it’ll change your life.
What’s your other blog?
It’s probably for the same reasons people hate Mischa Barton. Mischa seems like she’s really chill and personable. She has a great taste in music and I like the fact that she doesn’t give two flying fucks about what other people think of her style. I think people just hate on her because she’s been grouped with the budding starlets from 2 years ago and the image just stuck. Lately, she’s doing a lot of humanitarian that goes uncredited for. Her costars like her, too. I can’t think of a reason why I would despise her.
But different folks, different strokes. So whatever. :shrugs:
so would a bra. Rosario Dawson is one hot mess.
I kinda think you look like Mischa Barton, but only in the face.
Thank beejeezzus that no one has considered Googling your pet name for Misha–or else they would come upon what is presumably your other site. I like the other picture better. I can almost see her in a trash bin at night or maybe this is her way of putting climate change on the map—by dressing up like the fauna in the Forrest. She’s definitely got that reuse recycle thing down with this look. Should focus more on the reduce part. Why is she famous? Why is the world round? She’s filler.
For some reason it annoys me that Wendie oh so casually drops the phrase “my blog” regularly – but not *too regularly* into her posts. I too Googled “Ol’ Piano Legs Barton” out of interest.
15 Oct:
“Do I just keep writing here and writing more often for my faithful audience of 8? I wanted to grow the audience…can’t figure out how to do that either.”
I guess you found a way. Good job. And yeah, you need to find a new web designer, you’re right.
Why do you hate Mischa Barton? Because she’s a no-talent hypocrite. Is that a good enough answer?
I don’t hate her or love her. I think she would look tons better w/out that stupid headband thing!
lol i saw the plug for her site, but wasn’t interested enough to google until the other comments.
so i had a look
:S
and yeah it is stupid the way she plugs her site… because its obviously pointless to the post, and only put in there to advertise her site…
*cringes*
Hey, let’s be nice, kids. wendie is funny and well-spoken. “Robusty” was a great word, admit it!
Besides, wendie has that granny that has no muscle tone, peed on the couch, and wore a housecoat. I laughed for 5 minutes at that one. Ouch! We have the same granny!
I like the headbands!
uh, i don’t think anyone likes mischa barton.
I feel ya. She has driven me to loathe in new ways. LOL @ OPLB. That’s a keepe! :)
@Wendie
I like your writing a lot, but please spellcheck and proofread your posts or have someone else do it for you.
” but I look at her my brain has some chemical reaction”
“sargent”
Thanks!
From what I’ve heard, Mischa is a c*nt. But that’s just what I’ve heard…
im not so sure this wendie with an i e has the right to be:
a) scandalously promoting her website
and
b) coming in here and throwing accusations around about a talented actress who most people dont have a problem with.
beet do something about this!!!
p.s all her posts are grammatically incorrect it pisses me off.
There are some outrageously arrogant people who read this site. Damn. You don’t like what or how Wendie writes? Shut your simpering piehole and develop your own fucking blog.
God, some of you totally suck. Not as much as Mischa, though.
There are some outrageously arrogant people who read this site. Damn. You don’t like what or how Wendie writes? Shut your simpering pieholes and develop your own fucking blogs.
God, some of you totally suck. Not as much as Mischa, though.
P.S. “…throwing accusations around about a talented actress who most people dont have a problem with.”
Well, you ended that sentence with a preposition, but I’ll get to that in a minute. HA HA! TALENTED! YES! THRONGS of directors are DYING to work with Marissa Cooper! Her ability to emote is staggering! Natalie Portman only WISHES she had the same prodigious talents as Mischa!
P.P.S. “p.s all her posts are grammatically incorrect it pisses me off.”
Well, if we’re discussing correct grammatical usage, you would technically need a semicolon (or just a good ol’ fashioned period) after the word “incorrect” in that sentence.
Love the 10 Things I Hate About You reference. I use that quite often myself. Although, if it’s originally in “The Taming of the Shrew” originally, I feel quite embarrassed. :)
I instinctively knew that the Lindsay Lohan legs would be a trend. Ugh. VOTE NO on Proposition Half-tanner. That’s on the same ballot as voting to no to boyfriend jeans, I believe..
Ernestine-Amen, its annoying me how people are being mean to Wendie, is it because she’s new? The arrogance of some is just over the top. Give people a chance! Also if you all read this blog and like Beet than realize she has Wendie so she can have some weekends off. God.
Language question: Does “hot mess” mean she’s a mess but she still looks kind of hot, or does it mean she looks like a steaming pile of you-know-what?
Also, I don’t know who Stacy Keibler is or why her feet are whiter than her legs, but with a figure like that I guess she can wear anything she wants.
she doesn’t care what anyone thinks of her style because she ain’t got one
why do I like Mischa Barton? I dunno. Because I really want to fuck her I guess. I think somebody else mentioned it, nutty chicks can be pretty hot. I think if she weren’t famous I’d meet her in a stripclub giving blow jobs in a back room.
I have a sneaky feeling that most of the people still whining about wendie’s posts didn’t get picked for the job, and now have a grudge.
Just a thought…
I agree with Ernestine and PMP! Back the f*ck off people. It’s simple math really – if you don’t like her posts, don’t read them.
i agree with wendie – there is something about this chick that makes me want to slap her. i never saw her show, so that can’t be it. she just seems like the friend in college who would convince you to break up with your boyfried and then she would bang him in your dorm room while you were out doing a pizza run.