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Your Daily (Bra-less!) Lohan

It’s one of those GOOD days!

Lindsay Lohan, sans bra, in a tight black shirt, leaving the hair salon.

I think this is the exact same shirt she was wearing the last time we got this shot.

She knows that shirt works wonders.

This is kind of off-topic, but an important question: American Apparel is selling body suits. I am considering purchasing one. Thoughts?

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  • I’m not a lesbian, and I think she’s very unattractive overall, but I want to grab her boobs so much right now.

  • My God, does this girl ever do anything besides shopping, beautifying herself, clubbing and vacationing? It’s just the same thing over and over again. Doesn’t she ever do anything interesting?

  • > how does her tiny tiny frame hold up those huuuge boobs?

    They don’t. You can see how even at her young age how they are riding low.

  • if you can pee in it without having to risk getting naked in a public toilet, totally go for it.

  • I love Bodysuits! And have one from American Apparel so I say go for it Beet! But totally agree with Miuccia’s Bitch, having to pee in one does become a total mission esp if your in a club and slightly worse for wear!

  • Ew, don’t like her boobs! They look big and floppy…

    I have a TON of different American Apparel bodysuits, and I adore each and every one of them! They’re obviously a bit daring to wear on their own, so I never do that.
    But they’re really comfy, you feel like you’re wearing a big soft hug :)

  • AA bodysuits rule. i have like 50. and im sorry, but her pants are really killing this whole picture for me..

  • The girl needs something stiff placed between those two large funbags of her’s to give them a real workout.

  • … i really hope those pants arent in fashion…
    theyre pretty much exactly like the crap katie holmes was wearing a while back…. thats horrible

  • I agree with Stephanie, how the hell does that tiny body hold those massive things up? And are they REAL? If so, kudos to Lindsay for being blessed.

  • lindsay looks good…just doing her thing. please? would we rather she look all fake & plastic every time she goes outdoors…(like paris hilton or whoever) ugggh.

  • What did she have done to her hair? How does she get thinner and those boobs stay huge; someone call NASA. She looks happy and sober; that’s always a plus.

  • It’s genetic, my mom is like a size 4, but she has to have her bra’s made for her…
    I unfortunately took after my fathers side and just have big boobs, not ginourmous boobs.

    @Donkey Punch
    You try walking around without a bra with boobs any bigger than a b cup, and they are going look like that, it’s not riding low, it’s called a full cup. I bet if she took her shirt off, you would see her nipples are either pointing up or straight.
    When you’re boobs are saggy, the nipples point down, and the actual boob part is flat like a pancake. Or a deflated balloon.

  • Body suits and boyfriend jeans? It looks like the early 90s are back again. Of course, Lindsay looks hot. I bet her jiggling stopped traffic. Because, you know, she must be doing a LOT of jiggling.

  • If the body suits are like the ones I’m thinking of…
    Are they the ones that look like bathing suits, and then snap together or w/e at the crotch?
    If you need to pee in those, and you don’t want to go through the whole process of taking it off before, you can just pull the crotch to the side, and pee like that.
    Just like you would in a bathing suit when you were a kid, and you wear the same suit for the entire summer without taking it off

  • @ censorthis

    I don’t know what to say to that…lol
    I want to say good for you, but at the same time I’m a little creeped out…
    Either way I’m crying because I’m laughing so hard!

  • seriously? the jeans? i mean i actually liked what katie holmes was doing…but like holy balls those are some ugly pants

  • re; donkeypunch

    is chronic a bad thing? now you’re sounding like my mom. of course, the crosseyed thing ended up being true, darn it!

  • They are totally real… fake boobs stay perky without a bra (playboy/porn) real boobs lay low on the chest when they aren’t supported.

  • re; becky

    gosh, and for a minute there i thought you were one of the finalists i saw on the reality show ‘the worlds hottest and bestest titties’ that just aired on FOX.

  • re; donkeypunch

    well, almost never anymore…now that i have you to lick them smooth and clean.

  • those jeans are awesome. and the boobs, too. she should go back to auburn hair, though. and she should be wearing a bra if she wants to keep them from getting any lower. sam should be enforcing that.

  • thoughts:
    a) american apparel is insane
    b) fucking go for it
    c) wait, how much do they cost?
    d) whatever, lindsay lohan’s breasts are fantastic and nothing else matters

  • What a funtastic looking rack! What the heck is that necklace thing though? It looks like part of an old bird’s nest on a string.

  • I like her jeans & I think her boobs are real & probable fantastic ;-)
    But the thing that freaks me out is sometimes I see them & they look avarage size & sometimes (like this pic) they look huge. Also I don’t like her extentions & think she should have more red/auburn color in her hair.

  • Bodysuit: Totally depends on your frame, but would probably look good with a nice pair of skinny jeans and some heels.

    Lohan: I think she generally looks awesome. I’m pretty jealous of her bod, but I am definately not jealous of her outfit. Those jeans make her look like she is wasting away. Sloppy, sloppy, sloppy.

  • A Donkey Punch
    There’s nothing wrong with masturbation, chronic masturbation, or constant masturbation, mutual masturbation, imagined masturbation, masturbating some one else….if it get’s my rocks off, it’s good enough me.

  • boobs always look bigger when released from the restrains of a bra, excpet if the bra is heavily padded / gel filled and majorly uplifiting. She looks good, just needs to loose the fake hair now.

  • re; purplemonkeypaws

    thank you, thank you, thank you for defending my God given right to masturbate, as spoken in first corinthians, which said; “When I was a child, I talked like a child, I thought like a child, I reasoned like a child. When I became a man, I put childish ways behind me, pulled out my dick and started yanking on the motherfucker like there was no tomorrow”. Amen.

  • @ censorthis

    Hey no prob! It’s my god given right as well, but I would have to tweak that verse to fit a woman, ain’t nothing wrong with spending time with you B.O.B
    lmao I doubt that’s a direct verse quote, but I love your spin on it!