I Hadn’t Realized How Much I Missed Lindsay Lohan’s Tits

Maybe it’s because I haven’t gotten laid in forever. Or maybe because it’s been a long, stressful string of days. Or maybe it’s just because Lindsay Lohan’s breasts are magical things, but I saw this picture just now and I was like, “Damn, I would totally get with that.”

It’s been a long time since we’ve had a good shot of Lindsay’s ginormous, braless boobies, and it’s a nice pick-me-up toward the end of the week.

Thanks, Linds.

29 Comments

  1. Pancakechef says:

    Do I see Samantha Ronson behind her? Without that fedora? God damn it I envy her.

  2. Rob says:

    WOW!!! Thank you Lindsay. SamRo you lucky lady!!!

  3. ricardo says:

    beet is a lesbian?? i will cease to support a website run by a heathen!

  4. Anonymous says:

    and I bet that flimsy ass tank top was 80 bucks!

  5. lorelei says:

    awww, Ricardo, since she likes the weiner maybe she’s bi. Either way, get a grip

  6. meg says:

    holy jezus. those babies are not proportional at all. i agree, beet, i’m not lesbian but i would tap that.

  7. Alan says:

    Beet, you are so right. Lindsay Lohan’s tits are, indeed, magical things. And the best part is that there are two, so she can easily be shared with a friend. You may have the first choice: right,or, left-it’s up to you.

  8. Skye says:

    holy crap.

  9. Amy says:

    I bet Sam loves rubbing her face in those titties.

  10. numbed says:

    nice tits…some people has so much…tsk…tsk…

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  12. anonymouse says:

    straight chicks can appreciate a nice rack, too. as much as i hate lindsay… she’s got awesome boobs.

  13. Anonymous says:

    looooooooooooooooooool
    xD fakies!

  14. b00gie says:

    aren’t those the same sad boobs she displayed in that re-creation of the Marilyn photo-shoot? they look great here, but she has the boobies of a 40-year old. sad, sad, sad…

  15. mobby says:

    I’ve been wondering, Beet…..You really focus on the lesbians around here. I’m thinking you may have switched teams without knowing it. Not that there’s anything wrong with that.

  16. wileEcoyote says:

    ..yeah , me too…..I`m not lesbian but I wouldn`t mind a nibble on Lindsay`s puppies!
    ..hang on a mo…..I`m not even female!….go figure, eh?

  17. emmiisickles says:

    whow are they for real i thought mine were good so jealous of her right now

  18. anon says:

    Hm. She flat out denied being with rat-face-bitch (I can’t remember her name) but she just smiled when the paps asked her about Samantha.
    I think I’m finally convinced.

  19. G says:

    yeh she does have magical titties. she looks much better with big tits ala mean girls than when she went all skinny. breasts rule!

  20. kayla says:

    ha sams behind her to.

  21. PiratePete says:

    Woaw…. she could put an eye out with those!!

  22. wasy says:

    Chatham,Ontario,Canada. Titties not so eat the beaver thighs can’t wait. They say drink sex on the beach, f*&% Bounce her ass!

  23. tp Vero says:

    Some one should photoshop this picture. But when she is washed out like this she actually looks like she has nice skin. This person is way over exposed in the media. This is dangerous for a career. I really don’t get what people see in this chick.. yeah she has tits like a million other women with better skin too. If she didn’t over booze and over drug, would we ever know who she was?

  24. Tracy says:

    She looks strangely disproportionate.

  25. Anonymous says:

    Look at those great New York boobs- a la Dave Chapelle

  26. Caz2 says:

    Are they real?

  27. A says:

    Yummm her nipples beg to be sucked and flicked

  28. Anonymous says:

    Best breasts in Hollywood no doubt