The mansion she bought in a gated Beverly Hills community for $7M, um, less than a year ago, is now on the market. Britney apparently plans to move to Calabasas.
Spears’ camp stated that she was seeking a “lower density, more quiet and less trafficked neighborhood, that is also more accessible to parks and recreation areas” to better suit her little ones, 3-year-old Sean and 2-year-old Jayden.
Also: her neighbors hate her.
Neighbor Ed Mc McMahon, for one, has publicly cited Spears as one of the reasons why in the past two years he has not received a single offer on his 7,000-square-foot home that recently sold for more than $3 million less than its original asking price.
Britney’s apparently been quietly shopping the house since June, but, since there have been no takers, it’s now publicly listed. And no one’s going to buy it now, either, because the banks probably wouldn’t approve the loan if a buyer put $6.9M down.
Yay economy!
Yeah Beet, I was thinking that I would just run down to my bank and grab a loan, but then I remembered that my bank doesn’t have the money either. Sucks!
my house is about the size of her bathroom! Actually… I bet her bathroom is even bigger. If someone gave me a huge house like that I’d sell it and keep the money. Who really needs a house that big????
this reminds me;
i don’t know if i’ve shared this, but i bought brit brits LAST house and i wasn’t too happy after closing on it to discover the decomposing bodies of 12 adult chihuahuas, all dressed in some type of military jacket, scarves and/or goggles.
the detectives decided there’s this crazy assed cult of women that dress their small dogs in airforce, army or navy jackets (never marines. marines are gay) and tell everyone how sweet and loveable they are. that is, until these little darlings become adults, at which time they’re gassed, stuffed and mounted and then used as coffee table legs, doorstops, table lamps or, Holy Jesus, real bobble headed dogs in the back windows of their BMW’s.
please, please, please everybody, keep a sharp eye out for these monsters. they could be among us!
“REALTOR IN LOS ANGELES”
I’ll sell it!!!
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(never marines. marines are gay) lol!!! i almost fell off my chair again. (there’s a bunch of clean laundry hanging over the back of it)
It looks like a sims2 house.
^ Haha, totally does!
its not spears who ruins the neighborhood, its the crazy paps. fo shizzle.