Hey kiddos.
I'm peacing out for the next couple of days to, ya know, actually go on the kind of vacation where I'm not checking in on my blog every four hours. I may be around here and there, but, in general, I'm leaving you in the very capable hands of Spiteful Lars, and, if we're lucky, maybe even Evil T will swing by for old time's sake.
I'll be back by the weekend.
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Here's the very first music video from Disney up-and-comer/Miley Cyrus nemesis Selena Gomez.
What's the verdict, kids? Does this girl have what it takes to be the next Miley Cyrus? Maybe she needs to leak a few sexy pics before we can really make that decision.
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Here's the very first music video from Disney up-and-comer/Miley Cyrus nemesis Selena Gomez.
What's the verdict, kids? Does this girl have what it takes to be the next Miley Cyrus? Maybe she needs to leak a few sexy pics before we can really make that decision.
TEAM MILEY!...
Uh, so The CW has posted a few clips of the girls from the upcoming "cycle" of America's Next Top Model. Of course, the one who'll be getting the most attention at the start is Ms. Isis, who's single-handedly taking the "menstrual" out of the "cycle" this time around. She's transgendered. Her clip is above.
In general, though, the girls this season really seem to have been fished out of the shallow end of the gene pool. There's not a one of them who doesn't come off sounding at least mildly disabled in her interview. And there's no plus-size contestant this cycle. In fact, I'd be surprised if any of these girls gets a regular period, considering their body-fat level. It's like the producers were like, "Look, okay, we'll stick a she-male in there, but, in exchange, all the rest of the girls get to promote unrealistic body images. Fair?"
After the jump, meet Sheena, Clark, McKey and Lauren.
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Uh, so The CW has posted a few clips of the girls from the upcoming "cycle" of America's Next Top Model. Of course, the one who'll be getting the most attention at the start is Ms. Isis, who's single-handedly taking the "menstrual" out of the "cycle" this time around. She's transgendered. Her clip is above.
In general, though, the girls this season really seem to have been fished out of the shallow end of the gene pool. There's not a one of them who doesn't come off sounding at least mil...
HOW HOT is the DVD cover for the Gossip Girl screener sent out to journalists?
Oh Chuck Bass.
If I had even a shred of virginity left in me, you could have it, baby. ...
OMG what a little BEYOTCH. I wish I could slip my hand right through the Internet and smack Solange Knowles across the face.
Solange was doing an interview with Fox News in Las Vegas to promote something I don't give a shit about. Before the interview started, the interviewers asked her publicist if they could talk to Solange about the closing of Jay-Z's 40/40 club. The publicist said no, and that was that. But apparently Solange is such a dumbass that she didn't realize that the conversat...
“I have to say, Katie Holmes has become so much more sophisticated in so many ways, but I think she’s in a dip right now. I can’t explain it. She ascended from this tomboyish waif look to an incredible sexy sophisticate. We realize how much style she’s capable of. I don’t get it."
Style guru Tim Gunn, on Katie Holmes' current denim disaster.
You know, I love Tim Gunn, but I just have to say this: for all the style knowledge he has, do you think he could maybe ...
Um, so I don't know what's up with you guys on this one. Normally when I run a contest my inbox gets FLOODED with responses. This time, I've gotten hardly any. Do you guys not want the prize? Do you not know who Kendra Wilkinson is? In case it's the latter, I've made a slight change to the contest entry requirements. To win, send an email to evilbeet@gmail.com finishing the following sentence:
Hugh Hefner's girlfriend checks CNN.com on a regular basis because ___________________ .
Headline ...
So, the Feds arrested a 27-year-old blogger this morning on suspicion of violating federal copyright laws. Kevin Cogill was taken into custody after being accused of posting nine unreleased tracks off the new Guns 'N' Roses album, Chinese Democracy, on his website. The songs were later removed.
Um, does anyone else think it's sort of ironic that an album titled Chinese Democracy has prompted federal agents to raid a journalist's house in the wee hours of the morning and take him into custody? ...
Both these looks are worthy of discussion.
At the launch of Tide and Downy Total Care in NYC. Yeah. They walked the red carpet for a detergent. Either Tide has an awesome PR firm or these girls are really desperate for invites. ...
First off, I would like to formally apologize to you guys for this being the slowest news day in the history of the world. Were I famous, I would photograph my vagina and post it here just to inject a little fun into today. Since Leo is more famous than I am, perhaps I could photograph his wee-wee and post it here. His wee-wee is funny because it has these huge long black hairs growing out from the tip of it. They crack me up. I'm like "My dog has crazy pubes!!"
Anyway.
Haley Joel Osmen...
Kay McConaughey has just released a new book titled I Amaze Myself!
And, uh, apparently she talks about how her husband died having sex with her.
“On Monday mornings, he and I often said goodbye by making love,†Kay says exclusively in the latest issue of Us Weekly. “But one day, all of a sudden, it just happened.
"I knew that something was wrong, because I didn’t hear anything from him. Just nothing," she says. "But it was just the best way to go!â€
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Chico's has unveiled the "Debbie Phelps Collection," which is apparently the Chico's clothing Ms. Phelps packed to watch her hottie son break all sorts of world records in Beijing.
I wonder if they donated all that clothing to her for the publicity.
Check out the collection here. ...