New Dancing with the Stars Cast Announced

Who’s on board?

Susan Lucci, Toni Braxton and Lance Bass, among others:

The other contestants are Cloris Leachman, Kim Kardashian, Ted McGinley, Brooke Burke, NFL champ Warren Sapp and two Olympic athletes: Misty May-Treanor, who won her second gold medal for beach volleyball at this year’s summer games in Beijing, and Maurice Greene, who won two gold medals in track at the 2000 games in Sydney.

Rounding out the cast are chef Rocco DiSpirito, Cody Linley of “Hannah Montana” and comedian Jeffrey Ross.

Okay, between Warren Sapp, Ted McGinley and Misty May-Treanor, I may actually watch this season.

Oh, who am I kidding? I totally won’t.